Straight Line of the Day: Biden Will Tour Hurricane-Damaged Areas in Puerto Rico and Florida: This Is Extremely, Extremely Helpful To Everyone Because…
…it will prove VP Harris’ claim that all hurricanes are racists attacking people of color and that global warming has been causing them ever since Columbus spotted one in 1494.
Biden Will Tour Hurricane-Damaged Areas in Puerto Rico and Florida: This Is Extremely, Extremely Helpful To Everyone Because…
the software engineers can study the responses of the robot, called Joe, in a variety of scenarios. Perhaps they can ameliorate some of those annoying glitches.
… it will let President Biden focus on something disastrous that he didn’t cause…
He is no where near as powerful as George W. Bush, the man who created hurricanes.
… the Easter Bunny doesn’t like going below the Mason/Dixon line…
Hey! Bob B changed the colors of his avatar!
And now, for my next trick…
Bull Winkle.
I gotta get a bigger hat…
Don’t know m’own strength.
And now a word from our sponsor.
Can’t hide from The Emu.
…it will prove VP Harris’ claim that all hurricanes are racists attacking people of color and that global warming has been causing them ever since Columbus spotted one in 1494.
Conquistadorable!
. . . Biden will learn the term “Vamos Brandon”
Shouldn’t Biden be more concerned with gropal warning?
As he showed on his bicycle, he is more comfortable being right there on the ground.
If anyone in these devastated areas takes out a loan nowadays, he can forgive it because of their hardship.
. . . minus ten percent.
. . . Biden is looking forward to his trip to SeaWorld to see “those talented landsharks.”
…he could bring Kamala along to visit those vast tracts of swampland…
“This Is Extremely, Extremely Helpful To Everyone Because…”
….there’s an election coming up. OK – it doesn’t help the folks in Florida or Puerto Rico – but it helps the Democrats in DC and that’s what counts!
He can film “Smokey and the Brandon.”
Off-track: has Border Czar Kamala been to the border yet?
No but two million plus vato’s have…does that count?
…someone must count all the new dead Democrat Party voters.
Biden Will Tour Hurricane-Damaged Areas in Puerto Rico and Florida: This Is Extremely, Extremely Helpful To Everyone Because…
the software engineers can study the responses of the robot, called Joe, in a variety of scenarios. Perhaps they can ameliorate some of those annoying glitches.
. . . no more will people wonder why there is an empty pedestal under the sign “46” at the Disney World Hall of Presidents.
Biden will tour hurricane-damaged areas in Puerto Rico and Florida: this is extremely helpful to everyone because…
He can’t make them any more damaged.
With the pending election coming it will be a good exercise for the cadaver dogs..
” Democrat dead man walking boss..heading south..”
While he’s touring damaged areas, he can’t sign legislation that will damage the economy.
…he can sniff out the intoxicating aroma of a young female survivor from fifty yards away.
…skinny dipping compulsion will lead to a good chance of seeing a hot Secret Service agent stripping down to save him from a snapping turtle.
…Florida, without the Let’s Go Brandon billboards, has “never looked so beautiful”.
…just over a thousand miles from last sighting, the search for Jackie can be narrowed down.
Biden will tour hurricane-damaged areas in Puerto Rico and Florida: this is extremely helpful to everyone because…
They could use some comic relief.
this is extremely helpful to everyone because…
Actually, it’s not.