Disney Star Bette Midler Goes on Profane Environmental Rant: ‘I Bathe Once a Month! **** You!’
Breitbart | 12/01/2022Disney’s Hocus Pocus 2 star Bette Midler lost her cool Wednesday when a random Twitter commenter challenged her commitment to environmental activism, launching an unhinged and profane online rant in which she claimed “I bathe once a month!”
Bette Midler lashed out at the sarcastic commenter who questioned whether or not the star has made any real sacrifices for her activism. “If you knew what I have done to mitigate the criminal environmental craziness in this country, you would kiss my ass,” she replied, before listing her forms of activism that include recycling, composting, and driving hybrid and electric vehicles.
She added: “I bathe once a month! ^^^^ you!”
Straight Line of the Day: Eww! Other celebrity TMI: …
… Paul Pelosi, when doing his laundry, always separates his whites from his hammers.
Alec Baldwin: “I shot the Sheriff, but I didn’t shoot the Deputy.”
Eww! Other celebrity TMI: …
I’m a liberal, every celebrity ev-ah!
The View coven: Bette Midler bathes twice as often as we do.
Al Gore: “I haven’t bathed since the Beatles broke up”.
Al Gore: “I hold my farts in to offset the carbon footprint of my private jet.”
… Epstein was well-hung…
… “Because of my excessive Botox usage, I can paralyze you with one bite…” – Nancy Pelosi
… Bill Clinton threw a curve to Monica…
..only because she showed up with a baseball bat…
That scene in Topgun when Charlie and Maverick are in the elevator and she tells him he smells like he needs another shower was unscripted. She ad libbed that line because Tom had just ripped one in the elevator.
When the swarm of flies around Bette die we know she’s ripe to invite over as a natural household insecticide and rodent killer.
Instead of using toilet paper, Stacey Abrams nude wrestles an alligator.
When ten or more woke women get together the Feds declare their armpit hair as a wetlands.
Micheal Keaton had to have drain holes put in the Batman suit, said his balls were floating there was so much sweat in that rubber suit.
Batman: “If.. I.. could.. just.. open my utility belt Robin to get my Batballs Dehydrator”.
BIFF, POW, BLAM, SPLASH
Batman: “Mr. Freeze shrunk Aquaman and he’s swimming around my balls assessing the situation”.
Other behaviors Bette can be proud of:
The thermostat is set to 65 in 6 of her 7 northern mansions. 78 in all the southern ones.
They just installed a solar panel on the Miami yacht.
She only injects fair trade botox. And her plastic surgeon assures her they only use that biodegradable corn kind of plastic in her reconstructions.
She always donates her table scraps to the homeless guy camped out on her lawn.
Every year she buys another one of those brown kids from Sally Struthers.
She prints out her tweets, shreds them, and uses them to fertilize her lawn.
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The pretzels are made by the WEF…pretzels on the plane result in strange static on your cellphone for life…
She’s diligently withheld sex for the past 40 years
Up here they had to ask Justin Trudeau to not swim in the St. Lawrence..just too greasy…
Hunter Biden had to learn the number characters of 1 thru 10 in Chinese so he could do his paint by number paintings and get well paid by his..ummm..clients…
Joe Biden found that bringing a feather duster to the beach serves a dual purpose. He can rub it on his legs to get the hairs to stand up and he can have it hang out the back of his trunks and run around as a chicken…either way, those kids that haven’t been warned will think he’s cool…