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  1. for revealing…
    That the Dairy Queen flip at the top of each soft serve is a secret signal to the followers of the WEF. When the flip no longer appears and the server winks..that signals the awaited time has come…the final virus is about to be released. Immediately disrobe, place the silk panties or underwear supplied by your local leader over your nose and mouth and seek shelter..soon the vermin will be gone..all hail Klaus!

  2. Karine Jean-Pierre is actually a Magic 8 Ball stuck on a Roomba.

    Joe The Inhaler Biden sniffs ponytails hoping they smell like dog butt.

    Kamala totally misinterpreted the question about the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

    Joe Biden privately admitted to Bob B
    of having a “Snifter of Brandy, but not her sister, Eloise.”

    Bob B’s rapper name is The Two Palindromes Kid. (Kamala calls him Lil TP when she’s role playing as a Roomba)

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