lolbama! Part 82

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From James:

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From James:

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From James:

From James:

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From Les of Brick Moon:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

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From Arik:

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From Arik:

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From Arik:

From me (Harvey):

From me (Harvey):

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From Neil:

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From Proof:

This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Island Girl]:

Yes, that’s President “Man of the People” sitting behind the wheel of a 2013 Shelby GT500 [MSRP $60,000, and gets about 15 mpg]


Tough call this week.

James’s “no tongues” is a relatively obscure line from a very popular movie, but Les’s “pink drone” comes from a story that got very little play in the MSM.

I’m inclined to call this one a tie.

What say you?


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

8 Comments

  1. “President Barack Obama recently visited the Washington D.C. Auto Show to check out the latest offerings from the automotive industry. The Commander-in-chief sat in a variety of cars including the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1, Dodge Dart, Jeep Grand Cherokee and 2013 Ford Fusion, but his favorite was reportedly the 2013 Shelby GT500. After sitting in the car the President joked “this is what I needed in high school,” and according to sources called the car “sick”.”

    1) We all agree. Ford, the company that didn’t allow itself to be bought out by Obama still makes great cars.

    2) Is Obama saying that if he’d had a cool car he would have been able to score a hot girl in high school instead of ending up with a wookie?

    3) What would he do with a Shelby Cobra in Kenya?

  2. Crabby: In utter and complete honesty, it didn’t even occur to me until three days later. I guess I’m so racist that my racist thoughts occur utterly without thinking about race. I guess I could have said cantaloupes, but frankly, those giant butt cheeks look like watermelons to me.

    And Jesse Jokeson and Calypso Louis, they can take the advice of my alter ego, Arik Cartman, and *&%^ my &^%@.

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