. . . Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA! And that’s just the reaction to the Desecrate of the Union speech tomorrow.
There will be no Rapture for a while. Instead, there will be…
…attempts to contact you about the extended warranty.
…free hot air balloon rides to China.
…I’m not sayin it will be aliens, but it will be aliens.
There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…
more trials and tribulations.
and some trial balloons?
There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…
further testings of your patience.
There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…
investigations into other January days.
There will be no Rapture for a while. Instead, there will be…
…repeated playings of Peepshow.
There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…
Mean Tweets!
There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…
…Random sweeps, picking up individuals who display anti-woke sentiments…
…people getting naked and arranging their clothes on the ground to trick people.
Then jumping out of the bushes and laughing at the people that felt bad for not getting rapture’d.
*caution: these will resemble actual naked people that frequent nude beaches, not rhe people you imagine frequent nude beaches.
…kibble (sigh).
…more Biden
Raptors armed with submachine guns and Rocket Propelled Grenades.
. . . Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA! And that’s just the reaction to the Desecrate of the Union speech tomorrow.
How much to get a side order of weeping and gnashing of teeth with that?
Bacon Bliss
…the contented sigh of a woman with nine cats, living within her means in upstate New Jersey.
… an increase in pharmaceutical profits as the government orders massive amounts of Soma for the populace…
Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmost an Obscury
Damn literate overlords…
We run a taunt ship here.
Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves,
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves,
Kool-Aid.
But not the good kind. Green apple.
I like the green apple kool aid!
Stay away from the Salmon Mousse.
There Will Be No Rapture for a While. Instead, There Will Be…
99 red balloons.
I could throw in an “akshually” here but instead I’ll just honor your Harvey Award.
Bravo!
…a “Heart of Glass.”
“Walking on Global Warming”, and don’t it feel good!
Ya know that part in stories where somebody made a deal with the devil, and they get anything they want, just before the fine print kicks in…
remakes of old movies and sitcoms and songs.
There will be Rap music being played, 24/7…
What…too soon after the Grammys?
There Will Be No Rapture for a While.
Instead, There Will Be Ignorance and Apathy.
(don’t know, don’t care)
There will be no Rapture for a while. Instead, there will be…
Pain.
Thank you Clubber.
…a rupture… where’s my truss.
Ask in your prayers…In God We Truss…
Hello Club Hell?..yes, can I reserve a table for one?…yes, non smoking…no, brimstone is fine..
There will be no Rapture for a while. Instead, there will be…
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody’s fly
DJ spinnin’ I said, “My My”
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
France Soir c’est pas Flash et Nous Deux