Some stupid story on MSN had this waitress talking about how she got extra tips based on what she wore to work.

There were some other words in the article, but I didn’t read them. Just as you are not reading these.
Later I recognized my handwriting on the tab, and my pseudonym, too.

It happened to me once at Hooters even though all the gals were wearing the same costume. It’s a scam I tell yuh.
Though impressive, her cleavland is not worth $200.
Im trying to imagine the service she gave at the restaurant to justify that. Then i had to stop because my filthy mind was going too far.
On the other hand I remember a friend in high school telling me how she adjusted her girl scout uniform to increase cookie sales outside grocery stores.
She never actually showed me how she adjusted her scout uniform. That always kind of irked me.
I’m probably going to spend all Saturday thinking about that, and all Sunday regretting it.
I’ll ask her about it. All these years leter, she’s the only person from high school i still talk to. If I get a good quote I’ll report back.
There are a few websites that can probably help you out with that.
I always thought MSN was garbage news, and now I’m sure…
Now she will have to claim it on her taxes…people need to learn to just stfu…
87,000 IRS agents will interview her.
Hey! I got cropped out of this picture, too!
She might make more without the black jumpsuit. Just sayin’.