Highly Intelligent and Possibly Invincible Super Pigs Are Invading America
Popular Mechanics via MSN | 2/21/23 | Tim Newcomb
A special breed of hybrid super pigs from Canada have started to travel south into the northern United States.
Straight Line of the Day: The only logical response to an invasion of highly intelligent invincible super pigs is…
Super Bacon !!!!!
…to call in Mayor Pete.
Wouldn’t he be on the pigs’ side?
Yah..the gay ones.
… bring in Farmer John for a consult …
It takes all kinds of crtters….
E I E I Doh!
… call for Super Chicken!!!
Chicken Maaaan…. He’s everywhere! He’s everywhere!
… make a last-ditch stand in Missouri …
They say Kansas City BBQ sauce is killer…
The Only Logical Response to an Invasion of Highly Intelligent Invincible Super Pigs Is…
Register them as Republicans.
The Only Logical Response to an Invasion of Highly Intelligent Invincible Super Pigs Is…
contact the authorities in Red Deer Alberta.
https://www.reddeeradvocate.com/uncategorized/legend-of-francis-the-pig-now-at-red-deer-museum/
…the 2nd Amendment.
The Only Logical Response to an Invasion of Highly Intelligent Invincible Super Pigs Is…
Shop at Jackson Hole Buffalo Meat Company.
https://jhbuffalomeat.com/collections/wild-boar
Extend the franchise.
The only logical response to an invasion of highly intelligent invincible super pigs is…
Accept your new highly intelligent invincible super pigs overlords.
Sure, why not, they just might be an improvement over our current overlords.
. . . organize them to stampede through Antifa riots.
The Only Logical Response to an Invasion of Highly Intelligent Invincible Super Pigs Is…
Reread Orwell’s “Animal Farm”.
Not in England, you might end up on a “List”.
. . . make one the new mascot/offensive coordinator at Arkansas. Wooo Super Pig Sooie.
Still better then what we got coming across our southern boarder.
Deployment of the Baconator.
Pit them against the Vicious Chicken of Bristol!
A new reality TV series
All pigs are super, but some pigs are more super than others.
Do they already have badges?
I understand that their badges are stinkin’ …
They’re lean, mean, and against the machine: Antifat!
… the Carbo-might Maneuver
Being from Canada they have been highly trained…just play Oh Canada and they will stop in their tracks and come to attention…pull up a trailer with a Mountie picture on the side, they will march onboard…their last trip unfortunately,will be to the Musical Fried…
Maybe we are helping you out by sending them south..some people that want to harm America are afraid of pork products…maybe dont look a gift sow in the mouth..
Luau time, bring mesquite wood, your favorite brine, or dry rub, and a really big smoker, make a block party out of it.
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