Florida Man Confesses to Murder After Human Foot Found Sticking Out of His Yard: Police
Law & Crime | February 19, 2023 | Vanessa BeinA man in Florida confessed to murdering his roommate because the roommate threw the suspect’s plate full of food on the ground, according to authorities.
… Police said they were called to a house in Fort Pierce after someone said they saw blood in the back yard and what appeared to be a shallow grave.
When officers arrived on scene, they found a body somewhat buried in an 18-inch deep hole and a “foot was partially exposed.” Blood, rocks, gloves, plywood, shovels, and a blanket were collected by investigators from the yard, according to arrest records.
“Hey, Florida Dude, whatcha planting next to that human foot?”
“Rocks, gloves, plywood, shovels, a blanket . . . “
” Righteous. . . .”
” . . . and some blood.”
“Hey, wait a minute!”

Apparently they didnt have CSI on cable…doh!
A job half done is a job well done, I always say…
I bet thats the last time he dials the Call Before You Dig utility locate service…
That must have been a damn good plate of food.
But, but I dug the hole six feet deep. How was I to know he was a seven footer?
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