CherMan: “Yes! Yes! We’ll remove the CO2 from all our beer… Brilliant! Even the ones who didn’t like the trans idea will just LOVE supporting the save-the-earth message of flat beer!”
YesMan {Snaps fingers}: “And Dylan Mulvaney’s flat! We can get her!”
CherMan {Getting political}: “I like the cut of your Jeb!”
Delta Tau Chi House: “TOGA TOGA TOGA!”
So they got that going for them.
Now if they can just save the planet from that …horror of horrors…carbon dioxide..it can then be a flat beer…
[Bud Light Executive Suite}
CherMan: “Yes! Yes! We’ll remove the CO2 from all our beer… Brilliant! Even the ones who didn’t like the trans idea will just LOVE supporting the save-the-earth message of flat beer!”
YesMan {Snaps fingers}: “And Dylan Mulvaney’s flat! We can get her!”
CherMan {Getting political}: “I like the cut of your Jeb!”
Got the Eff out of frat beer declared tipsy and euphoric Mongo, Delta Tau Chi pledge, as dad Sen. Blutarsky chanted Rat Beer, Rat Beer, Rat Beer…
Bud Light is beer?
…except for Chinese fraternities, as is it so flat.