“Relaxing day at the beach Miss Cardinale?”
“Gotta stay cool in this heat.”
“You can always wear less clothes.”
“But I have nothing else under this!”
“Do tell, do tell.”
“I’m sure HR will be interested to hear.“
“No they won’t, believe me.”
“Misplaced comma there. Anyway here is last week’s winner by one vote and this week’s entries.”
Winner
This week’s entries.
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Gordon Bud Lightfoot:
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If you could redefine love,
What a tale the courts could tell.
Just ban those old-time bakeries
As opposed to them wishing well.
In a public park, or a fortune island,
& "Diana" Jones upon the screen
I know that whip's for me.
And we will never be set free
As long as this leads to places you can't see.
If I could heal your mind, love,
What a fail your thoughts could tell.
Just like those tuck-back novelties,
The kind that Target sells.
When you reach the party whence the hard-ons come,
Then the Neroes will be free --
United Neroes, don't you see?
And you won't read about it being all a fake
Because defending's just too hard to take!
I'd walk away like a movie star
In a "childrens' three-way" script.
Absolutely number two.
A new drag queen to play the scene
Of bringing Indiana Jones to heel
But for now love, let's be real;
I never thought it could be this gay
And I've got to say that I just don't get it.
I don't know where we went wrong,
But the country's gone
And we just can't get it back.
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