“Good evening Mr. Walrus it appears we had a little mix up this week.”
“”Oh?”
“Yes. We posted my winner in Miss Welch’s thread by mistake.”
“Oh deary me.”
“Yes, so we are going to list her winner here.”
“And that will make it all better.”
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I was going to say “No Other Qualifications Necessary,” but some of them do actually have meteorology degrees. The ugly ones have been weeded out, though. I love me some weather girls.
I do find it amusing when your find yourself in a state or even a country you’ve never been to before, and you turn on the TV only to find an anchor team that could have been recruited from your own broadcasting area. Mutatis mute handy.
JFK’s Grandson Rants About Restaurants: ‘You Have to Read to Get Your Food?’
New York Post | 7/7/23Jack Schlossberg, the only grandson of the late President John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Onassis, is going viral for claiming eating at restaurants is “purely corrupt.”
The 30-year-old Yale and Harvard grad’s “Resta-rant” was posted Monday to his Instagram Story and remains on his account as a Highlight.
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“We have to wait there to eat something that we don’t get to choose, really, what it is,” Schlossberg said to the giggling camera operator. “We only get a few choices, and you don’t know what any of them are gonna taste like or what’s good … and we’re gonna sit there and wait for some guy to ask us a question. And we’re gonna have to talk to some guy about what we wanna eat.” He continued: “You spend hours and hours eating in restaurants when you could spend a minute-and-a-half eating something good for you.”
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“You have to read to get your food? Why?” Schlossberg asked. “You don’t actually need to do that, and that’s why I’m never, ever going to a restaurant again.”
Pro tip: don’t order a berliner and claim to be one at the same time.
