Says “His” Hitler Was “Her” Hitler

Refers to “Ubermensch” as “Ubermenwomenandothergensch”

Like Huckleberry Finn –“That book never got a lick of attention, as far as we’re aware, until we took out all the bad words, thoughts, actions, motives, spelling, descriptions, plot points, and characters. Now it’s a literary Happy Meal with a prize inside!”

“We feel we can do something similar for Mein Kampf.”

It’s the crack, Joe.

British Banks Told They Must Respect Free Speech
Daily Telegraph | July 3 | Telegraph

British Banks are to be told by the Treasury that they must protect free speech amid an escalating row over the blacklisting of customers who hold controversial views.

Jeremy Hunt, the Chancellor, is understood to be “deeply concerned” that overzealous lenders are closing down accounts because they disagree with customers’ opinions and has asked City minister Andrew Griffith to investigate the issue.

. . . assisted by deputy Barney, the Thane of Fife.

Because, As We All Know, Any Objection Would Be Seen As SomethingPhobic

“By the Prick Kings of My Thumbs / SomethingPhobic This Way Comes”

Year 6 should be a hoot.