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Archive of entries posted on 14th July 2023
Man Identifies As 500-Pound Gorilla; Is Instantly Disabused of The Notion By Cis Gorillas
Escape From New York
Knife-Wielding Times Square Maniac Deqon Massiah Released Without Bail
The New York Post | 07/14/2023 | Joe Marino
The deranged man caught on camera stalking a group of musicians through Times Square with a knife was granted supervised release by a Manhattan judge on Thursday evening.
Prosecutors recommended the release of 22-year-old Deqon Massiah. He was charged with menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon, which are not bail eligible.
The judge agreed to release the suspect but said that the “highest level of monitoring is appropriate.”
Massiah appeared in court wearing the same red shirt with the word “sly” on the back that he had donned when an alert photographer snapped his photo Wednesday.
The suspect was clutching a blade as he snuck up behind the performers at the Crossroads of the World.
*** During his arrest, prosecutors said Massiah told the officers, ”Get the f– off me, they were coming after us.” *** Massiah has no criminal history in New York, but is on probation for a sex offender case in Georgia.
I should point out that I swiped that graphic from FreeRepublic.com, where it is in constant use in response to stories like this.
You Can’t Fool Me, KTLA — Kamala Harris Wrote This, Didn’t She?
Farmers Forced To Dump Excess Milk Due to Oversupply
KTLA-TV5 | Jul 13, 2023 | Henry Amor, Nick SmithThe issue at hand is that milk is a daily commodity.
Whether there’s a demand for it or not, the cows have to be milked.
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Because the demand for milk is down, so are the prices.
Song Parody: Coma Told Me Not To Come
Per Kinda Sorta Bob B-like Bot:
Want some Ukraine in your NATO?
China in your sea?
What’s all these crazy questions you’re askin’ me?
This is the craziest conference that could ever be
Get me outta here ’cause I think I wanna pee
My handlers told me not to come
My handlers told me not to come
“That ain’t no way to start your run, no” (uh-uh!)
Open up that window, let me get outta this here room
I think it’s almost Wapner time, I just know I gotta zoom
And that staircase I see comin’ ’bout scares me half to death
Get me to the lid now, sucker, let me catch my breath
My handlers told me not to come
My handlers told me not to come
“That ain’t no way to have fun, son”
“That ain’t the way to have fun, son” they said
The commentators blastin’, someone’s knockin’ at the door
It’s only my son Hunter, he’s snortin’ off the floor
I seen so many things I ain’t never seen before
I don’t know what it is, I don’t wanna see no more
My handlers told me not to come
My handlers told me not to come
They said, “That ain’t no way to look smart, son”
“That ain’t the way to look sharp, no”
Jill she told me, Jill she told me
Jill she told me, told me, told me
Jill told me, told me, ooh, yeah, yeah
Jill told me I must run
Jill she told me, Jill she told me
Ain’t that the truth
“I need four years to have fun, Joe”
“I need four years to have fun…”
I Opt For Team “That’s a Bit Much”
Burger King Thailand’s Newest Offering Is Made for Cheese Lovers
Food and Wine | July 12, 2023 | Stacey LeascaThis week, Burger King Thailand unveiled a meatless burger. No, not a veggie burger. A literal meatless burger known as the “real cheeseburger,” made with 20 slices of American cheese on a bun. And nothing else.
I’m confused. This is something you can’t make at home?
The menu item dropped on Sunday, July 8, along with a social media post [as]suring people, “This is not a joke. This is for real.”
The “burger” is currently selling for 109 Thai baht, or about $3. …
According to the brand’s Facebook post, you can add two more slices for 20 Thai baht, or about .58 cents.
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“It was as revolting as you thought it would be: dry, a shock to the digestive system, and literally a thousand calories worth of unnecessary processed cheese,” reporter Eric E Surbano wrote in his review for Lifestyle Asia. “That’s another thing: for something called the ‘Real Cheeseburger,’ there’s nothing real about any of the cheese here.”
