… and Phony Joe’s white.

Courtesy of our own Kinda Sorta Bob B-like Bot:

Kinda sorta based on “Pork Salad Annie” by Tony Joe White

A tour de farce:

Down in California
Where the state attorneys grow so mean
There lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the wokest DAs look tame

Word Salad Kamie, Word Salad Kamie
Everybody said it was a shame
Willie Brown got her work that needed no brain.
A mean vacuous woman, huh

Now, every day ‘fore media time
She’d go down by the bus yard
And whip up a mess o’ word salad
And carry it home in a tote sack

Word Salad Kamie
Spokes-holes protect your fanny, lie, spin, drop
Everybody said it was a shame
She had woke ideas that were just insane.
A wretched, spiteful, Venn diagram totin’ woman, he-he
Lord, have mercy, made a mess of it
Huh

The Prez was lazy and no count
Claimed he had some bad luck
All her staffers were fit for
Was bailin’ real quick out of her cackle range

Word Salad Kamie
No lie can help you Kamie, boo-hoo
Everybody said it was a shame
Biden gave such a boost to a lame brain…

(Extra credit for not going for the obvious rhyme in the second-to-last verse.)