JFK’s Grandson Rants About Restaurants: ‘You Have to Read to Get Your Food?’
New York Post | 7/7/23Jack Schlossberg, the only grandson of the late President John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Onassis, is going viral for claiming eating at restaurants is “purely corrupt.”
The 30-year-old Yale and Harvard grad’s “Resta-rant” was posted Monday to his Instagram Story and remains on his account as a Highlight.
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“We have to wait there to eat something that we don’t get to choose, really, what it is,” Schlossberg said to the giggling camera operator. “We only get a few choices, and you don’t know what any of them are gonna taste like or what’s good … and we’re gonna sit there and wait for some guy to ask us a question. And we’re gonna have to talk to some guy about what we wanna eat.” He continued: “You spend hours and hours eating in restaurants when you could spend a minute-and-a-half eating something good for you.”
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“You have to read to get your food? Why?” Schlossberg asked. “You don’t actually need to do that, and that’s why I’m never, ever going to a restaurant again.”
Pro tip: don’t order a berliner and claim to be one at the same time.
Schlossberg sounds like it could be a derivative of ‘schlong’ or a German salad. No I would never help him. Of course not.
Can Anyone Please Help JFK’s Grandson Navigate the Confusing Process of Eating at a Restaurant?
Surely someone has published a comprehensive book on the “Care and Feeding of a Kennedy”. Search Amazon books. Might even be a kindle, but probably won’t have illustrations.
Check with the staff at St. Coletta, in Jefferson, Wisconsin
Can Anyone Please Help JFK’s Grandson Navigate the Confusing Process of Eating at a Restaurant?
Probably no one can help him. But it sounds like he’s already helped the rest of us avoid sitting next to a whiney, impatient, little bitch.
Ask not what this restaurant can get for you;
Ask what you can get from this restaurant…
Can Anyone Please Help JFK’s Grandson Navigate the Confusing Process of Eating at a Restaurant?
Nopr. Best advice is for him to stay home andf let his chef give him his desired dish.
Jack Schlossberg is an unhinged idiot. Here is a recent Instagram rant about both Biden and Uncle Bobby Jr. This boy’s reality check is continually bouncing.
“Under Biden, we’ve added 13 million jobs, unemployment is at its lowest in 60 years. Biden passed the largest investment in infrastructure since the New Deal and the largest investment in green energy ever. He’s appointed more federal judges than any president since my grandfather. He ended our longest war. He ended the Covid pandemic, and he ended Donald Trump. These are the issues that matter. And if my cousin, Bobby Kennedy Jr., cared about any of them, he would support Joe Biden too.”
“Instead, he’s trading in on Camelot, celebrity conspiracy theories and conflict for personal gain and fame,” Schlossberg said about RFK. “I’ve listened to him. I know him. I have no idea why anyone thinks he should be president. What I do know is his candidacy is an embarrassment. Let’s not be distracted again by somebody’s vanity project. I’m excited to vote for Joe Biden in my state’s primary, and again in the general election. And I hope you will too.”
You know, I’ll just bet that after PT109 was sunk, JFK was floating, sharks starting to circle, he thought…I must survive to carry on the Kennedy lineage so that I someday have a grandson that can’t read a menu and congratulates grifters and grafters, thieves and scallywags in public…
I’m beginning to suspect there was an outbreak of explosive diarrhea in the Kennedy gene pool.