Satirists simply can’t keep up.

Columbia Prof Who Called to Defund the Police Now Wants Police to Protect Him from Anti-Israel Protests
Townhall | 04/24/2024 | Sarah ArnoldThe same Columbia University professor who advocated defunding the police is the same professor who is now pleading for law enforcement to protect him from the anti-Israel protestors invading the university’s campus.
Columbia Business School assistant professor Shai Davidai was a staunch anti-police advocate in the past, accusing law enforcement of using their weapons “disproportionately on black men.”
Looks Out Window and Goes: “Gaa-a-a-a-a-h!” Wife, Daughter, and Entire Worldview Vandalized

Terrible…
anyway.
That dorky dude is probably him after 6 tequila shots and chronic hiccups.
Defund the police….except the ones that protect my butt.