Archive of entries posted on 16th April 2024
Dogs Are Voting Now?
Sixteen Things We’re Totally Going To Help Walrus Move
Liquor cabinet
Ms. Inflatable Walrus
Those things that fell out of his liquor cabinet
Lego Raquel Welch
Intern Twister floor mat
Lego MaryAnn
Heavy safe containing all those IMAO residuals
Lego Raquel Welch again
Lamp shaped like a woman’s leg — wait: it IS a woman’s leg! What the . . . ?
Superman Edition #1. I’ll handle this.
15 years of back taxes. None of them meaningful.
13 “Magnum P.I.” VHS tapes.
No VHS player.
Rattan furniture. No, that’s not a typo.
“World’s Greatest Lover” giant coffee mug. (No memory associated with that)
Heather Locklear poster — in the TJ. Hooker era
mmmm….. Heather …..
Scooby Doo lunchbox (just to get this back to normal)
401-k paperwork. (Ditto)
Raquel cartoons.
Coffee.
Whatever, At This Point
Joe Biden’s glamorous niece, 33, has a string of offenses from drunk driving to ‘hitting a COP’… but has not been jailed
The Sun | 07/12/2020 | Mollie MansfieldJoe Biden’s glamorous 33-year-old niece has a string of offenses, including drunk driving and hitting a cop, but has not been jailed.
Caroline Biden was busted in August 2019 for driving under the influence and without a license, the New York Post reported.
In 2013 she was booked for allegedly hitting an NYPD cop, the outlet reporter, during a meltdown at her Manhattan apartment.
However the case was dismissed as she agreed to go to anger management treatment.
Just years later, in 2017, she spent more than $110,000 on a stolen credit card, the outlet claimed.
… as we’ve all done, due to our upbringing …

“Come on, man!”
Our Human Resources Supervisor Called Oppo in To Chastise His Attitude. It Didn’t Go As Planned.
Someone Please Turn This Jerk’s Microphone Off
Remarks by President Biden to the National Action Network Convention
South Court Auditorium
Eisenhower Executive Office Building
THE PRESIDENT: … you heard from members of the most diverse administration in history — our administration.
Starting with our Vice President, Kamala Harris, who is doing an incredible job, in my view.
!
And so is Steve Benjamin, who is with us — he is with you guys tonight right now.
Stand up, Chuck.
We will pay you to stay on the plantation!!

A promise kept to protect and expand Obamacare, saving black families $800 a year on their premiums.
… For example, members of the black community who need insulin now are only — for — because of their diabetes, now only have to pay $35 a month for insulin instead of $400 a month.
And there’s much more to come, by the way.
A promise kept to invest an historic $7 billion in HBCUs, to relieve student debt for more than 4 thous- — 4 million people so far, including a significant number of black borrowers, including, just today, I announced another 277,000 Americans — a significant number of black borrowers — are also having their debt forgiven.
… and, because you’re all criminals and perhaps stoned, …
A promise kept to advance justice: the first black woman on the Supreme Court and more black women confirmed for the federal circuit court of appeals than all previous presidents combined — every single one; the most important executive order on police reform to ban chokeholds, greatly restrict no-knock warrants, advance effective and accountable community policing.
A promise kept to sign the most significant gun safety law in decades. The first law making lynching a federal hate crime. Keeping my promise that no one should be in federal prison for merely possessing marijuana.
Oh, wait: I’m leaving someone out:
In fact, despite attacks on our support for brown and black small businesses, we’re investing in them as key ways to build generational wealth in communities.

Today, I’m proud to announce that last year we awarded $76 billion in federal contracts to small, disadvantaged businesses to level the playing field and close the racial wealth gap.
Businesses getting $76 billion are disadvantaged?
There are more extreme voices out there who simply don’t want to see people of color in the future of our country. They want to turn back the clock — voter suppression; election subversion; ripping away reproductive freedom; getting affirmative action — gutting it and attacking diversity across American life; banning books — this is 2024 — banning books, attempting to erase history; embracing political violence, like what happened on January the 6th.
Jerk.
… You know, we just have to remember who we are. …
So, let’s keep acting together.
Straight Line of the Day: One Solution to 96% School Absenteeism: …
Nearly 96% of students at this S.F. school are chronically absent. His job: get them back to class
San Francisco Chronicle | April 5, 2024 | Connor Letournau… With the highest chronic absenteeism rate in the district at almost 96%, Ida B. Wells [High School] faces huge challenges just to get teens in class. …
Of the 250 students who attended Ida B. Wells last year, 239 were deemed “chronically absent” because they missed at least 10% of school days. Many students went weeks or even months at a time without stepping onto the one-building campus in the Western Addition. This past winter, overall attendance dipped below 50%.
… Hire Barbara Billingsley as spokeswoman: “Chump don’ wan’ no hep, chump don’ get no hep.”




