Beethoven Hits On “Dahm Dahm Dahm DUM!”
Archive of entries posted on 11th April 2024
Oh, Is That How You Use It?
What Did People Use Before Toothbrushes Were Invented?
His | 04/09/2024…
One of the earliest known American-made toothbrushes was produced by the Florence Manufacturing Company of Massachusetts. Known as the “Pro-phy-lac-tic,” the brush looked quite similar in design to many modern toothbrushes, though coarse animal hair was still used for the bristles.
Every Day There’s a New One
Joe Biden Makes Case for Reelection: ‘Elect Me. I’m in the 20th Century’
Breitbart | 04/10/2024 | WENDELL HUSEBØPresident Joe Biden, 81, made the case on Wednesday for his reelection, arguing he is ready for four more years because “I’m in the 20th century.”
Brainstorming Session of the Day: What Are Some Levels of Unnecessary Red Tape We Can Add to the Process of Commenting on IMAO?
Welcome to IMAO! New Mandates
#1. You should work remotely from home… by request of the interns.
#2. You must be inoculated against puns, bathos, sarcasm, and litotes.
#3. Have you watched Blazing Saddles?
#4. No members of the royal family allowed. They smell funny.
#5. Five is right out.
#6. Six-foot distance must be maintained between you and something six or more feet away.
#7. There is no rule #7.
#8. Stop calling Oppo “Apu.”
Cartoons and Memes
“Looking mighty sporty there Miss Welch.”
“Just getting in the mood.”
“Me too, let’s hit the showers!”
“I mean for this week’s memes, it is a sports theme.”
“Ooooh.”
“Stop getting ahead of yourself.”
“So there will be a time to shower. Got it.”
“Make it a cold one.”
Winner
This week
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