Provide sufficient evidence to prove that we are in fact middle-aged men who find ourselves to be funny, but our families never miss the opportunity to remind us otherwise.
No mail-in or electronic comments are permitted. Comments must be made in-person with photo ID the day of the post. Absentee comments may be made by appearing in-person at the county clerk’s office not more than 90 days before the post you wish to comment on is published.
Require us to pay for a Plaid Checkmark…
Make us prove that we are not a robot…
Force us to spellcheck every submission, and re-read each one for clarity before hitting the Post Comment button…
Require a sobriety test…
You just want the comments section to be as empty as Biden’s head, don’t you.
Provide sufficient evidence to prove that we are in fact middle-aged men who find ourselves to be funny, but our families never miss the opportunity to remind us otherwise.
What Are Some Levels of Unnecessary Red Tape We Can Add to the Process of Commenting on IMAO?
Provide an “In Case of Emergency” number.
No mail-in or electronic comments are permitted. Comments must be made in-person with photo ID the day of the post. Absentee comments may be made by appearing in-person at the county clerk’s office not more than 90 days before the post you wish to comment on is published.
What Are Some Levels of Unnecessary Red Tape We Can Add to the Process of Commenting on IMAO?
A notarized Power of Attorney.
What Are Some Levels of Unnecessary Red Tape We Can Add to the Process of Commenting on IMAO?
A Hall Pass.
Constantly changing passwords, selected by other commenters. Pressing “Forgot Password” engages a laughing smiley popup pointing at you.
Red tape is racist. Get black.
Must occasionally post a really stupid comment ending in “or sumthin”; proving that you are not worthy to comment anywhere else…….or sumpthin.
Passwords must contain at least one Klingon character
and a sophistical phrase stated in “Old Norse”.
All comments must be approved by two Harvey Award Winners before being published.
Proof that you survived 24 hours with evidence against Hillary
… for illustration, see all the posts by Joe1581, who had evidence against Hillary.
… answering the questions three, or one single question in triplicate.
… Attending a brief IMAO informational session before you get your prize of either a new powerboat, designer luggage, or a cruise vacation.
Whoa! I could sure use that powerboat .. fershur .. or sumthin.
What Are Some Levels of Unnecessary Red Tape We Can Add to the Process of Commenting on IMAO?
Admit that no red tape is unnecessary.