See if you can make light of this …
Navy launches USS New Jersey, first gender-neutral submarine in US fleet
Fox News | Sep 15, 2024 | Stephen SoraceThe U.S. Navy commissioned a new submarine on Saturday, the first vessel in its fleet designed to fully integrate male and female sailors.
… without using the word seamen or making fun of the author’s name.
All hands were lost during the shakedown cruise when the captain’s off-hand command, “Let’s blow ‘er” led to a ship-wide struggle session about the correct pronouns to use for the boat…
How can you tell it’s gender neutral? No dinghy. No boobs.
First spotted cruising through the English Channel blaring the Pistols tune Submission.
Navy slogan: We’ve been dry docked, but not for repairs!
Kamasutra Harris:
“Give me your vote and I will ensure the submarine fully integrates all SEVEN genders. I did the math, something you scum Magas know very little. I know your types because I used to be a SUPER D.A.”!
So, basically, that boat will be ‘on-the-rag’ just about all the time. Oh, joy.
… and the Air Force is trying to get rid of white male applicants. And half the country wants Kamala Harris to be commander-in-chief.
Periscope depth has taken on a whole new meaning.
She/He is a fine ship ready to lift anchor for her/his maiden/boy-maiden voyage.
“She’s using the head.”
“Bet she is / bet she is. Knew she would, eh? Knew she would.”
As if being the state of New Jersey wasn’t humiliating enough on its own.
In the comments I read, someone got high praise (!) for referring to it as the “U.S.S. Jersey Shore.”
Boomer Subs have had women on board for years now; the slapfights between them and Sonar techs for all the shower water are epic.
OK, Boomers …
you’ll get your destroyers with dogs and cats serving together next.
Hate to be the recruiter for this one..” So miss..I am supposed to ask you if you are claustrophobic or afraid of going down..”