OK, We All Laugh at Pizza Hut, But It Got Me Through College

Bankrupt Pizza Hut franchisee plans to sell all 127 stores
National Restaurant News | September 25, 2024 | Alicia Kelso

From the comments:

They went full-on queer.

Haven’t had a Pizza Hut pizza since they embraced queerness.

Pizza Hut is crap now. Same thing with Papa John’s. It used to be better.

Pizza Hut made their worst mistake by changing the recipe for their sauce to a cheaper version. The original sauce was one that set Pizza Hut apart with the completion. That decision set their demise.

I had a friend who called it “ZA-U,” because those were the only letters that lit up on his neighborhood store.

Technically, the Military Is Supposed To Wreck Other People’s Things, Not Our Own

New Docs Shed Light On Air Force’s ‘Goal’ To Reduce ‘White Male Population’ Joining Officer Ranks
DailyCaller | 9/19/24 | Jake Smith

The Air Force finally handed over a trove of documents pertaining to its sweeping “goal” of reducing the number of white male applicants in a popular officer program after spending months stonewalling requests for their release.

Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman C.Q. [Charlie] Brown — at the time the highest-ranking member of the Air Force — issued a memorandum in 2022 that the branch was updating its racial and gender demographic goals for applicants seeking to become officers, in a bid to prioritize “diversity and inclusion.” Internal documents obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation include a slideshow from 2022 where the Air Force outlines racial and gender quotas.

Straight Line of the Day: The Deep Deepness of the Deep State Is Revealed By…

Welcome to IMAO! Surveillance Cam Captures Walrus on His Merry Way to the Office at, Oh, Say, Ten-Thirty or Eleven

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