Archeologists finally find ‘The Jolly Green Giant’s Last Remaining Toilet Bowl Brushes.’
His toilets have yet to be found but with new ground penetrating radar they are getting close. Yes, he had toilets. You think he was an Indian Commoner living on the streets of New Delhi or something?
A plant-based artist’s rendition of SpaceX booster recovery efforts…
Archeologists finally find ‘The Jolly Green Giant’s Last Remaining Toilet Bowl Brushes.’
His toilets have yet to be found but with new ground penetrating radar they are getting close. Yes, he had toilets. You think he was an Indian Commoner living on the streets of New Delhi or something?
The world is so upside-down right now, even the palm trees don’t know which way is up.
Let me be the first to welcome our new Yucca overlords…
Are they replacing our current Yucky overlords?
“We’ll begin the excavation here! If this isn’t the lost city of Whoville, I’ll eat my backpack.”
Living sex organs on the planet Hoo Ha.