Straight Line of the Day: Six Wise Men Were Approaching Bethlehem. One Said… Posted by Oppo on 6 December 2024, 12:00 pm
“Dudes, all I have this mere gold. You guys go on and I’ll catch up to you later.” 1 Reply to this comment
Okay, let’s cover all our bases. Us three will go to the “Moses” side of town, and YOU three go to the “Muhammad” side. 1 Reply to this comment
Actually, it was three wise men and three wise guys. Herod didn’t appreciate the wise guys’ humor. He didn’t appreciate it one bit. 3 Reply to this comment
Remember to tell Him that these presents are for Christmas AND His birthday. (People like me who were born on Christmas will appreciate this.) 1 Reply to this comment
“y’all gay.”
“This must be run by the government – we only had three Wise Men yesterday…”
“What do we do if they’re not home?”
“Where are we staying tonight?”
The Holiday Inn Express, they are wise after all.
Are we nearing a stable or did one of youse wise guys just cut one?
“You got him what!?? Dang. I only got him socks.”
Ya think we should pay homage?
I dunno. Homage ya think we should pay?
“Dudes, all I have this mere gold. You guys go on and I’ll catch up to you later.”
Okay, let’s cover all our bases. Us three will go to the “Moses” side of town, and YOU three go to the “Muhammad” side.
“I hope we get egg roll…”
Actually, it was three wise men and three wise guys.
Herod didn’t appreciate the wise guys’ humor. He didn’t appreciate it one bit.
Remember to tell Him that these presents are for Christmas AND His birthday.
(People like me who were born on Christmas will appreciate this.)
Wanna grab a beer? Only three decided to.