DismallyWorld:
North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un to Open Gigantic Beachfront Resort to Boost Tourism
Gateway Pundit | June 27, 2025 | Jim HᴏftNorth Korean “Supreme Leader” Kim Jong Un officially inaugurated the Wonsan‑Kalma coastal resort on June 24 — a lavish project covering over 2.5 miles of beach, outfitted with hotels, restaurants, shopping centers, and a water park.
Framed by state media as the “first step” toward a domestic tourism boom, the facility is set to open its doors to North Koreans on July 1, with purported capacity for up to 20,000 visitors per year.
With foreign tourists still largely banned—only select Russian visitors are tentatively scheduled starting July 7, according to AP….
Reports of the exact scale vary from about 7,000 to 20,000 rooms, which could make the resort — called Wonsan Kalma —one of the largest single-entity-owned beach resorts on the planet.
The dream for Kim: a world-class megatourism project displaying his totalitarian power to the world and at home…
Well, as they say in North Korea, “Kalma’s a Beach!”
“Have you seen me?”
Dastardly Deed Dan:
“Let them get it all up and running then, from out to sea a few miles, we will float in a MOAB bomb right up to the beach while Kim Nohung is nude sun bathing.”
The Tower of Terror ride is quite terrifying, literally.
Your E ticket allows you to execute a dissident. Discount available if you bring your own bullet.
Emaciated population guarantees shorter lines.
VIP guests eat free at the Soylent Green all you can kill buffet.
Arcade games include shooting and the ever popular getting shot galleries.
Try the fun-howitzer!
You shut up now!
Oh, man! This is so Harveyesque! This made me laugh. (I’ve come back since and still chuckle.)
Please submit a Kim Jong Longdong Un Top Ten List like this to Oppo!
Live music is just a photo of Kim Fowley. Runaways not welcome.
“It’s Assimilate World After All…”
Okay, I checked the article and your quote is correct.
“up to 20,000 visitors per year”
“7,000 to 20,000 rooms”
(I won’t dignify this with a math analysis. You do it.)
Someone needs to: (select all that apply):
⩇ Hire a proof reader
⩇ Lay off the sauce.
⩇ Go back to school.
⩇ Hire a math tutor.
⩇ Stop smokin’ joints.
⩇ Get a real job.
⩇ Have more sex.
Only a Loser smokes just joints.
A real Trooper rips about a 4 ft. tall El Bongo.
I had a dream the other night that I was smoking a cigar. Damn, it was good. (I’m an ex-pipe smoker).
Oh, and one minor point. about my comment above: I wasn’t referring to this post’s author! 😬 But hey! if the shoe fits… I could use a couple of those myself.
I bought a real Cuban Cigar once down in the Caribbean and I never inhaled …just blew about 3 small puffs of smoke and then I turned a whiter shade of pale and almost dry heaved. Those things are strong.
One of my client’s employees used to get Cubans in his travels. (Completely illegal.) They were every bit as good as people cracked them up to be!
(Recommendation: take a drive though the farming backroads of Tennessee in late summer and smell the tobacco barns. Oh, good Lord!)