There’s a new Obama ad out: Romney is killing people’s wives with cancer!
Well, the ad claims that Romney closed the guy’s steel mill so he didn’t have insurance for his wife’s cancer — except that Romney wasn’t part of Bain when the plant closed in 2001, and it ends up the guy did have insurance, and his wife didn’t die until 2006 so it’s hard to see how one has anything to do with the other.
Still, expect to see more sleazy ads as Obama gets more desperate. Here are some we might see:
FUTURE OBAMA AD CHARGES
* When Romney ran Bain, it made most of its money by dumping toxic waste on kittens.
* Romney was in charge of NBC’s coverage of the Olympics.
* Romney’s favorite pastime is throwing orphans down stairs.
* Romney says the thing he likes most about poor people is the sound they make when his car runs them over.
* While Romney ran Bain, millions of people died throughout the world.
* Romney’s horse Rafalca is a known neo-Nazi.
* Romney was a creative consultant for the final season of Lost.
* Romney gets a dollar every time someone gets cancer.
* Michael Myers from Halloween was based on a young Mitt Romney.
* Romney installs car elevators in his home while all your cars are stuck using the stairs.
* Romney’s application to the prestigious Choom Gang was unanimously rejected.
Those Star Wars prequels…his idea!
Romney once took Viagra and even AFTER 4 hours he STILL didn’t consult his doctor!
Romney was the one who gave Glenn Reynolds the smoothie recipe!
The Batman villan “The Joker” was based on a guy who at one time worked for a company that also employed another guy that had been fired by a manager who went to school with a woman who married a man that was second-cousin to a trans-gender working in a building accross the street from another business that had layed off a woman who was later hit by a bus in front of a Staples store!
Bain=Death!
…Batman villain…
Don’t have my glasses on.
* Stole Peter Frampton’s favorite guitar
* New Coke had Bain Capitol written all over it
* Romney discovered to have the entire “Up With People” LP collection, along with Pat Boone’s Heavy Metal album, could be a fan of “White Power” music
* Romney has no table manners…video shows him eating an ice cream cone without a spoon
* Romney’s experience with car-topping his dog has prepared him to introduce new legislation to regulate it.
* Romney wants to reduce the size of government SO much that, while fighting-off tears, his lower lip quivers when he talks about it. Now THAT’s Conservative conviction!
* Romney supposedly saved the Utah Olympic Games. But I ask you, does anyone actually REMEMBER the Utah Games? I thought not.
* Romney actually has no plan to reduce the Federal budget. He’s just going to “privatize it” and give it to Bain for slashing with axes and machetes.
• It was Romney and Bain capital that denied Hitler’s dream of being an artist.
• Rome fell because Romney liquidated its assets.
• Romney was the one that cancelled Firefly.
• Global Warming is actually caused by Romney burning hundred dollar bills for fun.
• Romney hates Jews, Christians, Muslims, minorities, majorities, and anyone whose name doesn’t end in -omney.
* Bain funded Krupp Tankgebuilden during WWII.
* Bain saved the V2 project by suggesting the use of slave labor.
* Romney started the “Give us Barabas!” chant during the trial of Christ.
* Romney once shot a man to watch him die. Then he shot him again.
* Later on, Romney shot the dead man again.
* Romney refused to gloat after shutting down Bain Capital to send all its employees to NYC to find the missing 14-year old daughter of one of its partners.
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It has also come out that the wife actually had health insurance through her employer at the time of her death, which is to say that the commercial was based on a true story as much as was the case for the movie Hildago.
* While Romney ran Bain, he once said to an employee, “You built that and you’re fired!” He likes firing people. I like that, too.
* If you’re worried about being fired, relax. You’ll always get credit for your job first.
* Fortunately, I’m self-employed and he can’t fire me. But he might be able to get me on top of his car. Whoa.
* It’s rumored that Romney likes blowing stuff up and the same time he fires people. Hmmmm.
Romney is pretentious…video shows him eating an ice cream cone with a spoon
“Romney’s favorite pastime is throwing orphans down stairs.”
What?! Thats a bad thing? Darn.
* Romney introduced me to joey biden!
* Romney invented the elixir that keeps nancy pelousy alive.
* If you go to dinner at Romney’s house you get served beef instead of dog.
@Burma – at least he wasn’t saying “Wewease Bwian!”
* That time your college girlfriend cancelled your date at the last minute because her mother was sick…guess who slept with her.
* Romney likes to wax the floors at the old folks home and then put thumbtacks on the bottom of all the walkers.
$3,000 for condoms bought her 10/night for a year. Can Obama match that?
Oh. Oh. I’m sorry. My calculation is in error. Over a four-year span. So, that’s 2.5/night. No problemo for The One. Well, maybe the 0.5.
Mitt Romney was breast-fed in a Formula-1 race car.
Romney kicked the hornets nest and blamed it on the girl with the dragon tattoo.
Romney wants to ban bacon!
Romney was fed with a silver spoon.
Obama was feed with a Marxist spoon up his buuuuuuu.
* Bain Capitol shut down the Sandinista movement
* Bain Capitol shut down the PLO…millions of hard-working “freedom-fighters” thrown out on the street unable to find work
* Bain Capitol was actually the Right-Wing Death-Squad and Romney, the power behind it all.
I don’t know why you poke fun at Dems for suggesting Romney essentially killed a woman. They ARE the experts in that area and I think they know what they’re talking about!
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