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‘Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,’ New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges
Excerpt:
CHICAGO-With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey.
Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement.
President Obama appears at the end of the advertisement to approve the message.
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And wasn’t that Romney driving Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile the night the lights went out in Chappaquiddick?
The Zodiak killer has never been caught. Mitt Romney is not in jail. Coincidence?
Did Osama Bin Laden orchestrate 9/11?
nope.
Chuck TestaRomney.It was Mitt that dropped the mitt fo’ which The Juice got the o-quit. No sh!t. KnowwhatImsayin’, yo?
OJ has been saying all along that Romney killed Nicole, maybe now people will listen.
That’s right, Mitt Romney lived in Belmont. There hasn’t been a murder there since he moved either…….
This has Harry Reid’s fingerprints all over it. Not the ad, JonBenet’s corpse.
Wasn’t Romney in London around the same time that Jimi Hendrix died?
Wasn’t Romney then was seen in Paris in July of ’71 the day that Jim Morrison died? #romneyrocknrollassassin
Wasn’t Romney seen wandering around the athletes’ compound during the ’72 Munich Olympics?
Where was Romney when John Lennon was shot?
Wasn’t it Romney, and not GHW Bush, in the jump seat of that SR 71 Blackbird?
Where was Romney when Pope John Paul I died?
Wasn’t Romney seen leaving by a side exit a minute before Paul Reubens got arrested in that “movie house”?
Where was Romney when Ron Palillo died?