This picture is from this past Spring, but made news recently when the administration re-released it as a “tribute” to Neil Armstrong.
Lots of comments about not just Obama using an image of himself as a tribute to the late astronaut, but about the image itself. It just begs to be in a caption contest.
So, have at it.
Offer your best caption for this in the comments. And, hey, you may decide you want to use it as an entry in lolbama, too.
The winner gets … HIGH PRAISE.
Barack Obama demonstrates that when it comes to anything American, he’s truly in the dark.
Obama: “How did Armstrong stand on that? It looks way to small.”
The Moon looks admiringly at Obama.
I didn’t even know Jiminy Cricket HAD ears.
Look , Joe its the big one on left. Came down, used the anal probe and they were gone…lickety split.
Golly! What are those shiny things up there?
“Of all my creations, I think I’m fondest of the moon.” – B. Obama
Gee I wish a staffer would tell me which one is the moon….
If I stand here long enough one of my winged monkeys will take a picture of me….
I bet Astro would taste good right now….
Hey, God… You didn’t build that!
“if dumbo could fly, maybe I can fly too.”
It’s not fair for one man to walk on the moon and not everyone else. Cancel the space program
“He is not using a flash. People won’t be able to see my face. They’ll think I’m looking at the light thingy behind me.”
He forgot to say Alan Shepherd’s prayer.
Sure he walked on the moon. And I was born in Hawaii…
Hey buddy, could you get my Big Gulp for me? I left it on the roof of the white Lexus over there. Thanks. What’s that? Neil Armstrong died? Who?
“You’ll Never Walk Alone”
“How dare Romney! Cybertron and all its moons belongs to me!”
Barack Obama gazes at the moon while a nearby Secret Service agent balances a snowboard on his head. Meanwhile, just off camera, a bonfire fueled by mass-printed dollar bills casts a warm red glow on vehicles in the presidential motorcade, courtesy of the Treasury Department.
“Neil Armstorng didn’t build this”. ” I did”.-Barak Obama-Spring 2012.
Barack Obama makes a speech to the American people explaining how his plan to save the failing sun worked perfectly.
“A crescent moon and star. Boy, that takes me back to my days in the madrassa.”
“I wonder at what point we should tell Joe it isn’t actually made out of cheese.”
At night on the African savanna, the elephants arrive to sniff out the Village Idiot. “This one, over here!”
moonbeam power!!!! that’s the answer!!!!
Biden: “Hey Obama… I can see Uranus, he he.”
(from White House archives)
The first human to set foot on the Earth’s moon has died. Apollo 11 astronaut Neil Armstrong was 82…
President Obama has been frequently mooned by Joe Biden.
“Wow… there’s as many stars as the U.S. debt.”
Star light, star bright,
The first star I see tonight;
I wish I may, I wish I might,
not be a Pres. that’s such a blight.
While awaiting the arrival of the flight crew, King Obama the First reflects on his Muslim faith.
Someday… I will go to Neverland…
Just as the cars explode and a huge fireball fills the screen the helicopter blades chop off the President’s head and the 3D effect makes it look like its flying into the face of the audience followed by the ginormeous exploding ball of flame.
…. taken from the next Micheal Bay movie script.
That’s no moon!
Taken just before Obammus bends over to start prayer… “allah akbar alla oxenfree…”
What the hell is that and why haven’t I taxed it yet?
Is my father up there?
Barack Obama, standing in the open, waiting for his alien masters to take him home after destroying America. Soon, the cables will descend and attach to the handles on either side of his head, lifting him up to the waiting ship.
Obama: “You know why the sky is blue like that?”
SS Agent: “No. Why?”
Obama: “Because Allah loves Democrats.”
“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
“Look there’s Sirius… Hmmm… now I’m hungry…”
SS Agent: “A penny for your thoughts, Mr. President.”
Obama: “Surely, you jest.”
SS Agent: “No, sir, I’m serious, sir. An evening like this makes you think deep thoughts.”
Obama: “Son, my thoughts are worth way more than that.”
Goodnight moon
Goodnight room
Goodnight Joe, acting like a buffoon
Goodnight freedom
Goodnight Michelle and this crazy diet she’s got me eatin’
Goodnight sovereignty
Goodnight Capitalism
Goodnight common sense
And goodnight Joe Biden blabbering nonsense
Goodnight America
Goodnight individualism everywhere
Ah, the beauty of a star and crescent.
Obama looks lovingly out at his home planet
And the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in incredible acts 40 years ago when I was 8 years old, somehow reflects on me and my values, doesn’t make much sense, George.
We didn’t land on the Moon! The Moon landed on us!
typical white moon . . .
Hey! Look! I think it’s smiling at me! Awesome!
That d**n light better be a f**kin’ CFL or Valarie’s gonna be pissed!
…As soon as I finish peeing, we can ride off into that sunset.
Man, that cow has some mad hops. Angus? Well I ain’t sayin’, I’m just sayin”.
Moon, on behalf of all Americans, I would like to apologize to you for the invasion of your sovereign area.
Ready to bow…5,4,3,2,1 bow…deeper Mr. President…deeper!!! There now you look like a peter puffer!!!
“I better not turn sideways, or the camera will catch the moonlight shining right thru my ears…”
Phone Home.
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