Back when the Earth was still cooling and the rocks were soft, the the world was forming just in time for Harvey to arrive. Happy Birthday! Glad you were born!
Happy Birthday Harvey. I’m still not sure about whether you are Frank’s imaginary friend or not, but I guess he is too lazy to post as often as you do.
On an unrelated topic:
People have been talking up Islam as “the religion of peace” for 11 years now, yet there always seem to be these violent eruptions. These are always attributed to radicals etc.
To celebrate our freedom of speech, lets have a “everybody make a movie about Mohammed” day. Because pretty much any given fourteen year old can make a green screen these days, we will be showcasing our wealth and tech savvy. Plus it will make it easy to identify and kill the faction of Islam that is our true enemy, as they will be rioting.
As Americans we value the liberty of free speech, We don’t riot when some Hollywood idiot makes an offensive movie about Jesus. It is about time Islam matured to the point where its followers value and respect the ideal of free speech.
“Make a Movie About Mohammed Day” will help us root out the troublemakers, and truly make Islam a religion of peace.
You’re over 41, this much is certain, because I remember when you turned 41 and I thought, “Wow, I didn’t realize he was ‘fat, dumb and forty’ already.
You didn’t get that old by yourself. I hope you’re greatful for all the roads and bridges and government programs that made it possible for you to be this old.
Dinosaurs in bell-bottom pants? No wonder they died out. They were murdered by someone with good taste. But Happy Birthday, Harvey! I would wish for you to live long enough to see bell-bottom pants come back into style, but I’m not going to.
Buttercup – I was in the Navy, where bell-bottom pants never went out of style.
Navy trivia – the reason for bell-bottom pants was so that if you fell overboard, you could take your pants off without removing your shoes and use your pants as an emergency flotation device.
Suddenly we’re being told that many formerly-awesome dinosaurs supposedly had feathers. So, better to have bell-bottoms than feathers. There’s no way to look cool in feathers. Happy birthday!!
Harvey – They got rid of the bell-bottom dungarees when I was in. I think I wore them for about 3 years or so, and then they started changing the uniforms. I do remember at bootcamp jumping from the dive platform with my dungarees tied at the bottoms, and you had to capture air in the pants as you when down into the pool and use them, as you said, as a floatation device. I’m pretty sure the new pants (or new when I was in) wouldn’t work for that.
And I don’t think they have those uniforms anymore either…I think they were some kind of BDUs now, like the Marines. You know, so they can be stealthy. On a ship.
May flowers always line your path
And sunshine light your day
May songbirds serenade you
Every step along the way
May a rainbow run beside you
In a sky that’s always blue
And may happiness fill your heart
Each day your whole life through
May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks
May your heart be as light as a song
May each day bring you bright, happy hours
That stay with you all the year long
Harvey, I’ve been reading here since before dinosaurs roamed the Earth: during the Carboniferous Period when the Earth was warm and the atmosphere was 25% Oxygen and would occasionally explode keeping the roaming Democrat population under control.
Harvey, I would bake a birthday cake for you, but this state us under a burn ban, and I’m afraid that the astronauts/cosmonauts in the space station would see the flame from the candles and report me. Oh, and don’t forget about global warmingglobal climate change thermageddon. With that many candles burning all at one time, it could put out enough heat, light, and carbon dioxide, and suck enough oxygen out of the air, to endanger life as we know it.
If that happened, I would hate to have to tell Jimmy, when observing the survivors, “It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.” (A song reference for you, Harvey.)
Whites and khakis perhaps for the swabbies and squids…the all-time classic for crisp has to go to the old Army Air Corps pinks and greens with the Sam Browne.
Bacon-wrapped hog’s trotters and six fingers of Bushmill’s Black for tha auld Birthday Boyo! (The compliant, ginger barmaid you’ll have to pull yourself!)
Happy birthday, Harvey. Dang, but you’re old!
Back when the Earth was still cooling and the rocks were soft, the the world was forming just in time for Harvey to arrive. Happy Birthday! Glad you were born!
Harvey makes hippies sick when they think about his elite hippie-punching skills. Today this is especially true.
Hippie Barf Day Harvey!
Happy birthday, Harvey! I’d punch a hippie for you, but I haven’t found any around here.
So how many candles do you need on your bacon.
Happy Birthday Harvey. I’m still not sure about whether you are Frank’s imaginary friend or not, but I guess he is too lazy to post as often as you do.
On an unrelated topic:
People have been talking up Islam as “the religion of peace” for 11 years now, yet there always seem to be these violent eruptions. These are always attributed to radicals etc.
To celebrate our freedom of speech, lets have a “everybody make a movie about Mohammed” day. Because pretty much any given fourteen year old can make a green screen these days, we will be showcasing our wealth and tech savvy. Plus it will make it easy to identify and kill the faction of Islam that is our true enemy, as they will be rioting.
As Americans we value the liberty of free speech, We don’t riot when some Hollywood idiot makes an offensive movie about Jesus. It is about time Islam matured to the point where its followers value and respect the ideal of free speech.
“Make a Movie About Mohammed Day” will help us root out the troublemakers, and truly make Islam a religion of peace.
I’ll light a bacon fat candle in your honor, Harvey.
Happy birthday Harvey. I’ll send you a gift on November 6th.
@5 Rodney – Put it this way… my 6 years in the Navy were pretty much split between having Ronald Reagan and Bush41 as my CiC.
You’re over 41, this much is certain, because I remember when you turned 41 and I thought, “Wow, I didn’t realize he was ‘fat, dumb and forty’ already.
Sheeeit. You’re just a kid!
😥
(Do something that makes you happy today!)
Jimmy – You remember when I turned 41? How long have you been reading this goofy blog?
You didn’t get that old by yourself. I hope you’re greatful for all the roads and bridges and government programs that made it possible for you to be this old.
Dinosaurs in bell-bottom pants? No wonder they died out. They were murdered by someone with good taste.
But Happy Birthday, Harvey! I would wish for you to live long enough to see bell-bottom pants come back into style, but I’m not going to.
Buttercup – I was in the Navy, where bell-bottom pants never went out of style.
Navy trivia – the reason for bell-bottom pants was so that if you fell overboard, you could take your pants off without removing your shoes and use your pants as an emergency flotation device.
Seriously.
happy BD, youngster.
Suddenly we’re being told that many formerly-awesome dinosaurs supposedly had feathers. So, better to have bell-bottoms than feathers. There’s no way to look cool in feathers. Happy birthday!!
¡ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎddɐH
Harvey – They got rid of the bell-bottom dungarees when I was in. I think I wore them for about 3 years or so, and then they started changing the uniforms. I do remember at bootcamp jumping from the dive platform with my dungarees tied at the bottoms, and you had to capture air in the pants as you when down into the pool and use them, as you said, as a floatation device. I’m pretty sure the new pants (or new when I was in) wouldn’t work for that.
And I don’t think they have those uniforms anymore either…I think they were some kind of BDUs now, like the Marines. You know, so they can be stealthy. On a ship.
Maybe it’s for hiding from your Chief?
Happy Birthday, Harvey!!!!
You’re the Man!
Keep up the good fight!
– Doug. MC 65-69
Happy birthday, Harvey, and thank you for your service aboard the Harrison!
Bacon to you!
May flowers always line your path
And sunshine light your day
May songbirds serenade you
Every step along the way
May a rainbow run beside you
In a sky that’s always blue
And may happiness fill your heart
Each day your whole life through
May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks
May your heart be as light as a song
May each day bring you bright, happy hours
That stay with you all the year long
An Irish birthday blessing, have a great day.
Harvey, I’ve been reading here since before dinosaurs roamed the Earth: during the Carboniferous Period when the Earth was warm and the atmosphere was 25% Oxygen and would occasionally explode keeping the roaming Democrat population under control.
Harvey, I would bake a birthday cake for you, but this state us under a burn ban, and I’m afraid that the astronauts/cosmonauts in the space station would see the flame from the candles and report me. Oh, and don’t forget about
global warmingglobal climate changethermageddon. With that many candles burning all at one time, it could put out enough heat, light, and carbon dioxide, and suck enough oxygen out of the air, to endanger life as we know it.If that happened, I would hate to have to tell Jimmy, when observing the survivors, “It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.” (A song reference for you, Harvey.)
I remember seeing pictures of cave paintings of my great-great grand dad in bell bottoms. Happy birthday Harvey!
@ Harvey,
Yes. Naval uniforms are always in good taste! But just so it doesn’t spill over into that 70’s look again. Horrors!
Naval uniforms are always in good taste
Whites and khakis perhaps for the swabbies and squids…the all-time classic for crisp has to go to the old Army Air Corps pinks and greens with the Sam Browne.
Bacon-wrapped hog’s trotters and six fingers of Bushmill’s Black for tha auld Birthday Boyo! (The compliant, ginger barmaid you’ll have to pull yourself!)
Happy birthday young feller! Hell, some of us have scars older than you.
Hope your next B’day is better.
Happy Birthday, Harvey!
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade”
Author Unknown
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That’s a fine lookin’ splodin’ nuker pizza. That Les guy is some kind of sweetheart.
Happy Birthday!
Have you noticed how as the years go by, there seem to be fewer “old” people around?