In Pennsylvania, a man tried to rob a bank of $1 because he hoped to be sent to a nearby federal prison.
Should’ve just made a bad YouTube video about Mohammed.
In Pennsylvania, a man tried to rob a bank of $1 because he hoped to be sent to a nearby federal prison.
Should’ve just made a bad YouTube video about Mohammed.
They’ll probably drop the charges and offer him free stuff on his way out the door:
1. An Obamaphone.
2. One year of food stamps.
3. Social Security disability coverage.
4. Medical care (including psychotherapy) for a year.
5. A free abortion.
He’ll be down the street and gone before someone realizes that last one is inappropriate.
While it may seem stupid and inappropriate (to a normal person) to offer a free abortion to a man…it is neither stupid nor inappropriate (to a liberal) to offer to offer a free abortion to a man.
zzyzx: “May I offer to offer you an aboration?”
Jimmy: “No, thanks, I’m trying to quit.”
As the evidence mounts on our “Fearfilled leader”, it should become evident even to himself that another term is just not going to happen. Soon even his most vociferous adherents are going to become aware that the emperor is naked.