…I think either one of them would do better than whoever the hell we’ve had in charge for the last four years…but that one that looks like Carl from Slinblade seemed a little pissy…
…was “It’s hard to form an opinion when you’re flipping stations from the National League Championship Series and you get three-second snibbits of the debate which make you say, “Oh, God!””
The Best Quote from the post-debate focus group…”Dude!! The Choom man totally rocked!!! I was kinda’ zoning through the whole thing…but I know I’ll vote for him, dude, because he’s gonna’ make my folks pay for my insurance and whatever…and “the rich guys” are gonna’ have to give me all kinds of free stuff if he wins….awesome !!” – Hippie who needs punching
The Best Quote from the post-debate focus group…”We are happy to announce that our very recent test of equipment which allows an operative in the field to be fed information through a source which cannot be detected , theerby providing him immediate responses in difficult situations, was a complete success.” -joint statement from F.B.I. and C.I.A.
in response to statements that Obama has no experience, one man interjected, “Obama served as a state senator from Illinois, therefore he had the experience in government to try to do things in government. And he even said himself he can’t change government from the inside.”
“I don’t feel that either candidate address what our response will be if Honey Boo Boo gets a nuclear weapon.”
Barack who?
“Who was that snotty jerk arguing with President Romney?”
“Barack Obama should be in this group – he’s the one who needs some focus.”
Wait? Obama’s been the president the past 4 years?
“The eighties twern’t so bad… I had a job and money in the eighties.”
Why was that white guy talkin’ to Tiger Woods ’bout again?
If the President bows to any foreign leader now does he gotta pay Tebow royalties?
The way I see it is: Romney & Ryan 2013-2016 and Ryan & anyone 2018-2021, maybe by 2021 the Liberal gene will be extinct.
They said we’d get cake.
Good thing for his chickens, which have come home to roost ,that Obama prefers dog.
…I think either one of them would do better than whoever the hell we’ve had in charge for the last four years…but that one that looks like Carl from Slinblade seemed a little pissy…
…”After weighing the options, I’ve finally decided to vote for Senator McGovern.”
…was “Meh. I didn’t watch it.”
He said, “We’ve got fewer horses to stick with bayonets than we had in 1916, right? Right?”
“I’m going back to paying attention to my belly button lint.”
NO! I’ll never decide! These are my 15 minutes! For days! Come to me, worship me!!!!
…was “Watching a debate like that is cruel and unusual punishment.”
“I’m pretty sure Mr. Obama had been drinking angry water.”
~~~~~~~ for Jimmy.
…was “It’s hard to form an opinion when you’re flipping stations from the National League Championship Series and you get three-second snibbits of the debate which make you say, “Oh, God!””
I’m glad no dogs were hurt while filming.
Hey, where’s the clown? You know, the laughing fool next to Paul Ryan.
When do I get my free phone?
“I can’t believe Detroit blew that onside kick!”
…was “God help us all!”
…was “Oh, God! The stock market has crashed!”
“Hey, where da white wimmen at?“
“Seriously?”
was “Send in the meteors.”
[Ambassador John Stevens was unavailable for comment]
Winner!!!: “The eighties twern’t so bad… I had a job and money in the eighties.”
…was “Got Obamaphone! Yeah! Keep Obama in President, you know? He gave us a phone. He gonna do more!”
I didn’t know Dancing with the Stars has a same-sex couple.
“Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!”
@FormerHostage
P’raps you meant Chris Stevens
The Best Quote from the post-debate focus group…”WTF….Bob Schieffer did NOTHING to help our candidate!”-Candy Crowley
Nevermind.
I see it’s J. Christopher Stevens.
The Best Quote from the post-debate focus group…”Can we go home now? There’s still alot of packing to do.”-Michelle Obama
The Best Quote from the post-debate focus group…”Dude!! The Choom man totally rocked!!! I was kinda’ zoning through the whole thing…but I know I’ll vote for him, dude, because he’s gonna’ make my folks pay for my insurance and whatever…and “the rich guys” are gonna’ have to give me all kinds of free stuff if he wins….awesome !!” – Hippie who needs punching
………..I wonder which designer dressed Michele Obama?
It is just that Michelle brings such a unique, vibrant and youthful style and the average woman can see herself wearing many of her outfits, so designers want everyone to know that she is wearing their clothes,” explained entertainment/lifestyle commentator Valerie Greenberg.
Because dressing Michele Obama is what one of the most important issues of the day.
The Best Quote from the post-debate focus group…”We are happy to announce that our very recent test of equipment which allows an operative in the field to be fed information through a source which cannot be detected , theerby providing him immediate responses in difficult situations, was a complete success.” -joint statement from F.B.I. and C.I.A.
@39 Seanmahair
I just hope this doesn’t lead to Joan Rivers on the runway to every event asking “Who are you wearing?”
where can i get me a ticket to that new planet at alpha centauri?
“I didn’t know Chris Matthews was half black!”
“I thing Dave Chappell does a better Obama than Obama.”
“well crap, if CNN has Romney up 5 points, I guess he’s really up ten.”
“all I can say is, rahm was smart enough to get the eff out.”
“I don’t think seals killing a terrorist is a foreign policy platform.”
“and I thought Simon Cowell was a condescending a-hole…”
“I’m voting for Romney.”
“Sorry if any of my punctuation, spelling or grammar is out of sorts. I was educated in a right-wing system.”
“Who wants pepperoni”?
“So when you leave the White House, will you let the door hit you in the rear or will you just slither back to Hawai’i?”
Best quote(s)
“Uh what’s a debate?”
“Why is that black guy so angry?”
“They told me there would be choom and ho ho’s”
“Why does everybody here sound like they’re from NY”
“The Presidential election called: it wants a candidate who commands respect for the office back.”
….Obama so good they used a desk because the diums is no longer po.
…has anyone seen my puppy?
…well I’m changing my vote to Obama because………ewwwww Mr. Matthews, is that a leaky water pistol in your pocket?
…My husband will leave the White House when they pry his junk from my iron-fisted grip cuz I Ain’t Leaving!!!!!!!!
“Matt Cain!! Matt Cain!!”
…”Obama is right. Not only do we have ships that go underwater, we now have lots of homes going underwater too.”
“I swallowed my button-thingy.”
in response to statements that Obama has no experience, one man interjected, “Obama served as a state senator from Illinois, therefore he had the experience in government to try to do things in government. And he even said himself he can’t change government from the inside.”
Fact.
…was “Thank God they’re over.”
…was “Three down and a million TV ads to go.”
@45: ~~~~~ for applicable cross-thread quote.
michelle: “well now who’s gonna pay for our multi-million dollar vacations?”
michelle: “at least soon we don’t have to hang out with joe anymore.”
sasha: “I don’t think anybody’s buying it dad.”
malia: “did you expect a guy that named his daughter ‘malia’ to be intelligent?”
I thought Cleavon Little was dead, but Gene Wilder’s lookin’ pretty good.
“Are those Obama’s real teeth?”
So as I understand it, Obama’s newest plan is to use the deck chairs on the Titanic to build a giant wooden badger?
… Ugh… That was tedious. There better be a dime bag and a schnauzer chop waiting for me in my room.
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