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Citing Exhaustion, Kim Jong-un to Stop Threatening World on Weekends
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Etiquette Question: While it’s always proper to punch a hippie, is it more appropriate to punch a fat little Asian dictator or would a b-tch slap be more appropriate?
How about using Kung F.U.?
Under the circumstance, Son of Bob, a full-scale BEOTCH slap would be very appropriate – and quite tasteful, particularly if served with wine and foie gras.