As a compromise between belief and unbelief, moderates worship Satan.
If there were no actual examples of irony in this universe, wouldn’t that be ironic? Answer: No.
Sotomayor is considerate of non-Latinos. When she shouts, “For the race,everything. For those outside the race, nothing,” she does it in English.
My wife was convinced Daniel Craig is gay for some reason. I guess he just looks it next to me.
Mythbusters has to be the best educational show ever. Physics, engineering, and critical thinking all taught with explosions.
It’s so nice. My wife has finally discovered that modern dishwashers actually do all the work for you. You don’t have to prewash or anything. What exactly did she think the point of the dishwasher was if you had to scrub the dishes clean first? It’s there in the name: dish”wash”er – not dish “soak in water for no apparent reason”er.
If your dishwasher requires you to wash dishes for it, it is being insubordinate. Destroy it as an example to others.
So how many times do you think people have tried to replace the entire Earth article on Wikipedia with the phrase “Mostly harmless.”?
Liberals don’t have to watch their speech because it’s not like their wussy, tofu-eating fringe lunatics can do much damage.
I’m so awesome, I need some sort of safety release valve to dissipate some of my awesomeness before I explode. Like a guitar solo.
I wonder if we can convert our dog to being hypoallergenic by giving her hair plugs.
The worst kind of plagiarism is when you tell people who you are plagiarizing. It’s so brazen.
I don’t care if Palin murdered your family in cold blood; don’t say anything bad about her if you don’t want to be called a RINO. We should blacklist anyone who has said anything critical of Palin. When society breaks down, they will be sent beyond the Thunderdome.
“So Biden, when you plagiarized that Chris Rock routine, there’s a couple problems from that.”
I swear, I see one more completely useless person question Palin’s intelligence, I’m going to go Ted Nugent.
Holy cow, I hope Daniel Craig isn’t gay. Now you guys have me worried.
Frank, Frank, Frank! If your wife just read this bit, you are in deep ma’ boy! Never, EVER refer to the dishwasher as “your wife’s”… Even though we all know that doing dishes is woman’s work never to be done by any manly man that isn’t totally gay!
Any one that says any thing bad about Sarah Palin shall be consigned to forever collecting Moose “love juice” from wild Males during the rutting season!!! Collection bottle will be supplied, bring your “magic fingers”…
Many women consider the dishwasher as their private engineering laboratory where they routinely load it in different ways forever trying to find the best cleaning pattern. If any male steps in and usurps this role by quietly analyzing for her the obvious – and best – hydrodynamic flow pattern, all hell will break loose and their relationship will be damaged for months. He will also soon find that he is out of clean clothes and the dryer’s lint trap has fused solid with melted synthetic fibers. Furthermore, the garbage disposal will fail just for good measure.
I have found through thourough research that most males voluntarily load the communal dishwasher early in a relationship. This does not only apply to mates, but sons as well. They also are known to load the dishwasher in completely random patterns making the unloading a fustraing challenge. This causes the wife/mother/girlfriend/aunt/roommate to declare: “It’s just easiser if I do it myself!!”
The male is never asked to load said dishwasher again, releiving him from kitchen clean up duties and allowing him to relax in the barcolounger for the rest of the evening.
They share this information early in life. It’s a conspiracy!
Well, that is one successful male strategy for getting thrown out of the female engineer’s kitchen, PammyV. 😉
As I like to say, “Throw me
intoout of that briar patch!”Note to men: Never say “You’re doin’ it wrong!” to your mate when in the kitchen, laundry room, or bedroom!
“So how many times do you think people have tried to replace the entire Earth article on Wikipedia with the phrase “Mostly harmless.”?”
42
Wait a minute Frank. I started following you on twitter so I could get original material. In fact, you’re the only reason I joined twitter. Now I feel like a fool. I could have just waited for u to recycle it on you’re blog.
“I’m so awesome, I need some sort of safety release valve to dissipate some of my awesomeness before I explode. Like a guitar solo.”
Oh, really? Two words: Twitter feed.
Did anybody else feel the immediate need to go try that?
Do you feel like totally gay? I mean I can’t bring myself to type more than Twi… and I start to go teh gay and have to stop! If you joined, I’m afraid there is no coming back. You now hit from the other side of the plate… You just may not know it yet but it shall become apparent at a time in the near future!
RUSH HAS SPOKEN…
“I have no interest in tweeting, and therefore have no tweeter or twitter account.”
Frank,
You usurp the awesome word from Palin, and do not expect to be shot from a helicopter? You certainly live dangerously.
“I wonder if we can convert our dog to being hypoallergenic by giving her hair plugs.”
Perhaps. Obama announced his daughter was allergic to dogs, then chose a VP with hair plugs just to play it safe.
>>>If your dishwasher requires you to wash dishes for it, it is being insubordinate. Destroy it as an example to others.
Awesome!
Ever hear Tim Allen do stand-up before he got famous? Part of it went like this:
[naggy wife voice] “What are you doing!?! You can’t put dirty dishes in the dishwasher! You have to wash them first!”
[normal voice] “I gotta wash them first? Isn’t that kind of like wiping your *ss and then taking the sh*t?” So I hooked up that old Buick 231 V6 to our dishwasher. “Honey, guess what? I rebuilt the dishwasher so it had MORE POWER! We don’t have to wash the dirty dishes before we put them in the dishwasher anymore. And it blasted that faggity flower pattern right off the china! Grraaw Grawww Grawww!”
Mythbusters has to be the best educational show ever. Physics, engineering, and critical thinking all taught with explosions.
Plus Mythbusters has Kari Byron, she’s kinda hot and blows stuff up. Chicks that blow stuff up are just plain awesome.
I don’t care if Palin murdered your family in cold blood; don’t say anything bad about her if you don’t want to be called a RINO. We should blacklist anyone who has said anything critical of Palin. When society breaks down, they will be sent beyond the Thunderdome.
Blacklist them send them all to Thunder Dome then shoot them from Palins airplane. Use them as Buster on Mythbusters too.
If there were no actual examples of morons in the universe, wouldn’t that be moronic? No.>>> Trust the Blonde with the gun’s Gaydar,if the new Bond isn’t ghey, they want him to be.
My hubby doesn’t load the dishwasher but always tells me I’m loading it wrong. I think that’s a typical male thing, too.
Dishwasher? I have one of those. It’s been brand new for months.
Hint: Don’t wash paper plates in it, they get all gunky.
Sadly, as far as I can tell, no one has edited the Wikipedia article for earth to say that. It has been edited to say a few other things.
Mythbusters taught me it is possible to fold a piece of paper in half more than 8 times (if you do it right).