All this race stuff is getting silly. We need some sort of national program to blind everybody. I would only get blinded in one eye and be king.
If I were blind, I would become a samurai.
Advantage of lack of coverage of 9/12: People can claim whatever number they want attended and no one is there to contradict them.
I wish I had a handgun that sets people on fire at a distance because sometimes I don’t want to kill people and just want to set them on fire as a warning.
Hurm… what political issue should I pretend to care about today…
I don’t like taxes. Can’t we just have foreigners pay taxes? I don’t like foreigners.
Blogs are nice, but I’m never going to feel like a full-fledged crank unless I publish my own newsletter.
Yay! ACORN has been defunded! I wonder if we should be suspicious though of this new BCORN that just popped up?
I don’t own a copy of Road House; I don’t fell like I can mourn properly. RIP, Swayze. I’ll always remember how you shot Commies.
If you want to properly mourn Mr. Swazy, just click on my name.
RIP.
Try writing barely coherent, ranting, semi-literate letters to the editor of your hometown newspaper. It’s nice to be recognized a crackpot in your local community as well.
Indeed, I too shall ALWAYS remember how Patrick laid waste to the godless commies in ‘Red Dawn’.
“BECAUSE WE LIVE HERE” was one of the greatest lines of any movie, ever.
I don’t like taxes. Can’t we just have foreigners pay taxes? I don’t like foreigners.
We should show John Effin Kerry exactly what acting in a manner reminiscent of Jenjis Khan really looks like.
First, we go south until we get to the end of South America (alternatively, just for kicks, we could start at the end and work our way north, sort of a “hammer/anvil” sort of thing with boats, parachutes and heavy artillery)
Then, we go north, through Canadia. We can reverse the original invasion and go west across the Bering Straits and stop when we get to the Atlantic.
That gives us all that Jenjis and his sons conquered plus parts they never reached, all giving us money.
I figure we call it the ‘Holy Roman Empire’ just so leftist professors can intone sonorously, “Which is neither”. They like that. Maybe they’ll shut up otherwise if give them that.
Leave Africa alone because we don’t want to be called “racists”.
Leave Australia alone because we like them. They’re always willing to go to war with us (Not against us, like everybody else) and besides, they have scary people in super-charged muscle cars, crazies who wear chaps with racoon tails and Paul Hogan.
That’s just weird.
WOLVERINES!!!!!
We should honor Swayze by watching the original Red Dawn, not the subversive commie remake.
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner!”
Eric,
You beat me to it.
“Never underestimate your opponent. Expect the Unexpected… Always be Nice, until it’s time to not be nice. You won’t know when that time is, I’ll tell you.”
I’d like to have a handgun that just makes people crap their pants… wait, I already do… 🙂
What Eric said. +1
As if it need be said, the print USA today article about Swayze somehow left “Red Dawn” out from it’s collection of major works. Only makes sense of course. You can’t very well list a film for which you were rooting against that actor.
Because even Patrick Swayze can’t be macho all the time>>>’To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar’.
“I wish I had a handgun that sets people on fire at a distance because sometimes I don’t want to kill people and just want to set them on fire as a warning.”
May I recommend to you: The Flare Gun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flare_gun
#12 – Live Free Or Die,
True, but even in high-heels he managed to punch out at least 2 guys in that film!