Ummm..Frank, I’ve tried that police officer thing, it didn’t work out too well. Oh yeah, that physicists part, no good can come from that either. On the plus side, I routinely ignore what my psychiatrist says.
So let me guess, your psychiatrist told you can’t stop taking your meds, then the physicist told you you can’t defy gravity and then the cop told you you can’t punch the physicist, right?
If you’d listened to the psychiatrist, none of this would have happened.
All Frank’s other Advice for Life made a weird, bass-ackwards kind of sense, in a quasi-zen sort of way; but this advice seems aimed at causing mischief for whoever follows it.
Frank … are you mad at us for making fun of you for sleeping in the rain in a little girls tent?
Funny how people have been programmed to think that is a crazy statement. One question: What would our founding fathers do? Thank God they weren’t afraid of the “police” of their time.
A friend of mine got pulled over by a Mound, MN cop at 3:00AM coming home from work. When the cop figured out he wasn’t drunk he told him to “go home”. My friend told him to “F-Off” and that he would do as he pleased! He informed the officer that we do not live in the Soviet Union and the next morning he called the mayor and informed “her” of the same thing!!! Excellent!
Frank, you can’t tell people that!
Don’t tell me I can’t let people tell me what to do.
If you don’t listen to what people tell you to do, how will you know if what you’re doing is cool or not?
Ummm..Frank, I’ve tried that police officer thing, it didn’t work out too well. Oh yeah, that physicists part, no good can come from that either. On the plus side, I routinely ignore what my psychiatrist says.
You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my father!!!
or are you?
I smell a “Fred Thompson fact” in the making.
What about your corporate behemoths local chapter diversity and tolerance officer?
What about a physicist with a gun? We might have to listen to that guy.
A psychic once told me what I couldn’t do and years later she turned out to be right.
Don’t physicits work with carbonation?
So let me guess, your psychiatrist told you can’t stop taking your meds, then the physicist told you you can’t defy gravity and then the cop told you you can’t punch the physicist, right?
If you’d listened to the psychiatrist, none of this would have happened.
Don’t tug on Superman’s cape. Don’t spit into the wind. Don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with Fred!
My folks always told me I could do whatevah I wanted to do. They said it was the “american” way.
FREEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMM!
All Frank’s other Advice for Life made a weird, bass-ackwards kind of sense, in a quasi-zen sort of way; but this advice seems aimed at causing mischief for whoever follows it.
Frank … are you mad at us for making fun of you for sleeping in the rain in a little girls tent?
Funny how people have been programmed to think that is a crazy statement. One question: What would our founding fathers do? Thank God they weren’t afraid of the “police” of their time.
Something my 17 year old son might have said.
A friend of mine got pulled over by a Mound, MN cop at 3:00AM coming home from work. When the cop figured out he wasn’t drunk he told him to “go home”. My friend told him to “F-Off” and that he would do as he pleased! He informed the officer that we do not live in the Soviet Union and the next morning he called the mayor and informed “her” of the same thing!!! Excellent!
I notice you did not mention the IRS
the founding Fathers had to listen to the IRS didn’t they?
I had a Doctor tell me after major surgery that I couldn’t do lots of things any more…. BASTARD was right!
You can always do whatever you want to do, but remember that there is always a price.
It’s best if you can make somebody else pay that price for you.