So, SarahK and I started watchin Mad Men
FRANK SLOGAN IDEAS
* Hunt’s Ketchup: “When for some reason you can’t get Heinz.”
* Taco Bell: “It’s like Mexican food.”
* Maglite: “Just try bashing in someone’s skull with our competitor’s flashlight.”
* Windows Vista: “The future is..#&..X$E.. Unrecoverable slogan error 0x63F5E1.”
* Arby’s: “It’s like food.”
* RC Cola: “The Switzerland of the cola wars.”
* Spam: “Release your inner hobo.”
* Coors Light: “When you want alcohol and you don’t care what the delivery system is.”
* Toyota Prius: “Still not as gay as riding a bike.”
* Band-Aid: “It’s a brand name, dammit!”
* Coffee-mate: “As seen on Mythbusters.”
* Chips Ahoy!: “Betcha you’ll bite a chip… which will be nice respite from the dry, flavor-less cookie.”
* Bic Pens: “Can never find a pen? Try the @#$% store!”
* Hostess Twinkies: “Expiration Date: When the sun swallows the earth.”
First!
UUUhhhh, I got nuthin.
Goodyear: “Sorry, we’re saving our best tires for NASCAR. Oh, and don’t try to drive in the rain.”
The RC Cola made me laugh but “Honda” Prius
* Hunt’s Ketchup: “When for some reason you can’t get Heinz.”
No, HUNT’S KETCHUP: “All the great ketchup taste without John Kerry”
Windows Vista – Kind of like Leopard plus it Blows Chunks every two or three days free of charge!
The Obama administration: We kept our promise on the Change!*
* (Change was never specified to be of the good variety of Change. Any transparency promised was only the type of transparency that any fool could see that Obama and his minions were commie bastards of the highest…or lowest…degree. HopenChange may cause swelling of the liver, rashes, empty wallets, loss of capitalism, loss of freedom, suicidal thoughts or actions, and a murderous bloodlust whenever Keith Olberman’s voice is heard or image is viewed. Hope not included in any of the 57 continental states.)
“Mad Men”….about advertising? Doah! I figured from the title it was about Obama’s Czars.
SMART cars…when the Prius doesn’t scream “Liberal” enough.
McDonalds: Not Scottish enough to serve a Triple McHaggis Value Meal with a double shot of single malt
The New York Times: All the news that’s print to fit (the narrative)
Countdown with Kieth Oberman: ‘Cuz Jerry Springer is just too highbrow.
ACORN: Sometimes you feel like a nut…
CNN: This is CNN…and you can’t change the channel because you’re stuck in the airport terminal.
Jack Daniels: “Ever been forced to listen to an Obama speech? Yeah. Well, we’ll be there for you when it’s over, buddy.”
The History Channel: “No, of course we don’t show programs related to actual history. Go read a book.”
Chevrolet: “You’ll love our new features! Turn the key and the radio plays The Internationale. It’s great!”
i saw a video online that showed a 10-year old wrapped Twinkie and it was rock-hard and not at all tasty. I sure am glad we have the internet to counteract the vicious lies by the Right-Wing pro-Twinkie pundits.
DNC: Proud to be an Ass.
CBS News: Because logic and honesty are overrated.
ABC News: Number One in network news*
* when listed alphabetically
NBC News: We’re NOT MSNBC.
Fox News: Who’s your daddy? What does he do?
Victoria’s Secret: It’s OK to look as long as you buy something for your wife.
Barack Obama: Hope. Change….hey look! Something shiney!
Michelle Obama: bIjatlh ‘e’ yImev
Got nothing but that never keeps me from contributing before. Mad Men is a show watched by men who have their wedding ring placed in their nose. Shoot Frank will ban me for life again.
Toyota Prius: “So quiet on battery power, you can hear the bones crunch as you sneak up on and run down the guy who just trash-talked your Prius.”
rom the manual: i was riding my bicycle with keith oberdouche when this right-wing neo-con racist ran me over with their prius. All i heard was something about getting $600 tennis shoes and i was in her way.
The Internet: Because religion is no longer the opiate of choice for the masses.
DNC: We know better than you; NOW VOTE FOR US YOU SLOBBERING REDNECK IMBECILES!!
Obamacare: Bringing you cheaper drugs; specifically cocaine.
Toyota Prius – Imagine – you like totally hit from the other side of the plate and also ride a bike. It’s ok to drive one of our cars while wearing your helmet, knee and elbow pads and just think of the added benefits when your man friend needs that “special kiss”…
is this a tv show version of the Dudley Moore movie “Crazy People”?
gully, that is exactly what I was thinking!
Sony: Because white people are too damned tall.
George Soros: “When I buy politicians they stay bought”
Birkenstocks: “Unleash your upper middle class Hippie”
Granola: “Not just for tiresome Vegans”
Subaru: “The leading choice of Lesbian tri-atheletes”
Ramen Noodles: “Filling on a student budget and able to survive a nuclear attack”
Why pick on Coors Light? As far as I can tell….that slogan should be applied to ALL brands of light beer.
GM, Ford & Chrysler: “You Wouldn’t Buy Our Sh*tty Cars, So We’ll Be Taking Your Money Anyway.”
AFL/CIO: “F*ck You. Pay Up.”
The Public Option: “In Obamerica, Health Care Chooses YOU!”
eHarmony.com: Sign up now and get a free six month subscription to our sister site, RestrainingOrder.com
ACORN: Hey baby, looking for a date?
Twinkie’s Hostess: The First Klingon
Ramadan Noodles: Terorizts PM Break Fast
Birken Stocks: Call your broker for a prospectus
Birken Stocks: Traditional Punishment of the Town of Birken
Toyota Priss: Official ClownCar of Van Jones
Victoria’s Secret: If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret
Ketchup Hunts: When you shoot it, it bleeds
Band-Aid: Welfare for drug-addled rockers that suck so bad , they can’t get a gig
Coffee-Mate: What the Australian bloke replied, when asked what drink he preferred
i saw a video online that showed a 10-year old wrapped Twinkie and it was rock-hard and not at all tasty.
But it still tasted better than cauliflower or Brussels sprouts, I’ll bet.
Why pick on Coors Light? As far as I can tell….that slogan should be applied to ALL brands of light beer.
Also to every bottle of vodka ever made.
Is it okay that I ride a bicycle? It’s usually faster than taking the car.
General Motors: We don’t build junk…anymore!
I just started watching Mad Men a few weeks ago. But I haven’t got a slogan…..which is why I didn’t end up in advertising.
Arby’s: “It’s salt…
that looks like food.”
Toyota Camry : ” The CEO said, Name it anything,
as long as it rhymes with ‘family’. ”
MadMen: “Just like “24” but without shooting or explosions!”
Obama 2012: “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Carter.”
SyFy: “Like Sci Fi , but dumber.”
Any bong manufacturer: “Helping you to understand the far left point of view.”
DNC: “Because we were too lazy to move to Cuba.” or “Because we found France to be too conservative.”
George Sorros and Obama: “Like Jeff Dunham’s act, but without the humor.”
WalMart: “Why leave your neighborhood to feel like a foreigner?”
Barney Frank: “Be vewwy vewwy qwuiet…I’m sodomizing wabbits! Hahahaha!”
Youtube: “F*** you! If you don’t f*****g like it if I post from mom’s basement, then f*** off!”
DU: “Acorn members, degenerates and tweakers unite!”
Keith Olbermann: “Someone has to make the New York Times reporting look unbiased.”
DailyKos – If you live in a trailer, your mom is a stripper and whore, and you have at least a 486/66 PC with an internet connection (1400 baud modem preferred), then we are for you!
I don’t get the Coffee-Mate / Mythbusters one?
I go out of my way to make sure I don’t buy Heinz 57 States ketchup. I like Hunts catsup. That sounds funny. I Like Hunts I Like Hunts I Like Hunts.
#43 – Bradley,
Mythbusters proved that you can create an awesome explosion by blowing several pounds of Coffee-Mate into the air and providing a spark; similar to a coal dust explosion in a mine.
(Don’t try this at home! Ever!)
Mythbusters – “We blow sh*t up!”