Obama is stupid. When do we get a new president?
Women news anchors? When there’s breaking news she won’t be able to tell us what’s going on because she’ll be crying from the stress.
The stupidest part of the liberal is their brain.
I think the most fundamental principle any liberal has that guides all his political actions is the sincere belief that he’s very smart.
It will be great for Obama after 2010 because then his complaints about Republicans blocking him won’t seem so silly.
More people need to speak out against the earth. We never chose this planet and it’s kinda mindless to pretend we like it so much. One day we’ll find a planet without earthquakes and tsunamis and we’ll all say, “I can’t believe we used to like Earth. It really sucks.”
I think Obama’s biggest problem is that he hasn’t been on TV enough. I’m glad he’s going to remedy that.
In a free society, having the government decide what your kids should know will always make public schools a square peg shoved in a round hole.
I’m fine with my kids getting indoctrinated by Obama as long as they don’t tell my wife they exist.
Liberals are very smart and if you disagree with them they will bite you.
If you ever saw Garofalo talk about politics, it does always look like she’s just on the edge of savagely biting the person nearest.
“I don’t agree with what you say, but I’ll fight to the death for your right to say it. And then I’ll bite you.”
Sometimes I want to beat myself up because I get jealous of how awesome I am.
I heard that during the vetting process Van Jones bit off someone’s finger and that still didn’t disqualify him. Also, he urinated on one of the forms, but no where in the rules does it say you can’t do that.
Maybe we’re overreacting. People just tend to get suspicious of black Vans.
Not only suspicious of Van Jones, but also of Czars Truck Smith, Boat Collins, and Segway McGillicutty. At least Obama didn’t rehire Scooter Libby.
HOLY CRAP! RAINFORESTS ARE WET!!!
Obama Speech: “The time for action is cow! …D’oh, I messed that up!”
Obama Speech: “You can’t trust doctors. They make you pee in a cup and throw it on you. I saw it in a movie.”
Obama Speech: “With my plan, nothing will change for you and your doctor. You will still both be mammals.”
Obama Speech: “What is this ‘FaceBook’? And why do they keep irresponsibly publishing the words of Sarah Palin?”
Great. Now everyone is going to start shouting “Liar!” during Obama’s speeches.
To be clear, no one is disputing that Obama was lying, just that was not the proper way to point it out?
Obama’s health care plan will be deficit neutral because we’re going to steal everything from Canada.
YOU LIE! (sorry; just had this feeling that somewhere Obama was talking)
Is it just me, or does Pelosi actually look less creepy in Joker makeup?
If Tea Party protesters aren’t racist, then how come they’ve only protested black presidents since the stimulus?
Bible Irony Alert: Numbers 12:3. Traditionally, Moses is said to have written the Book of Numbers.
Half the world’s problems are caused by religion. The other half by lack of religion.
POINT OF ORDER: I can think Kanye West is an unbelievable jackass and not be a racist, right? I’m just confused on the rules of criticizing someone who is black (who is not a conservative). Maybe white people do stuff like that all the time at the VMAs and I just don’t notice because of my racism. Also, I never watch the VMAs which would also contribute to lack of notice.
So should we blame Joe Wilson for Serena Williams’s and Kanye West’s outburts? I certainly do. If you start shouting at the president, soon nobody knows when to shut up.
People are right; it’s Bush’s fault. If he just had his secret police open fire on protesters, we wouldn’t have these problems today.
NEW POINT OF ORDER: Am I a racist if I get concerned if Obama invites 19-year-old Taylor Swift over for a beer summit?
Obama: “We’re going to have to keep open Gitmo as it’s the only place large and isolated enough to contain Kanye’s ego.”
Kanye West is such a jackass than even Obama has better sense to be his friend.
Wrong. Their monkey faces.
One word: twitter. I’m just sayin’.
The proper way to discipline Obama for lying is to strike him with a newspaper. Or shake a can full of stones near his face.
“I think the most fundamental principle any liberal has that guides all his political actions is the sincere belief that he’s very smart.”
Yet another example of their inability to comprehend sarcasm and humor. Most of the time, when a liberal says something he or she believes to be profound, someone with more common sense rolls their eyes and says, something along the lines of “Yeah, that’s brilliant genius”.
They think people are serious.
“Great. Now everyone is going to start shouting “Liar!” during Obama’s speeches.”
Yeah and then we won’t be able to hear all of his lies with all that shouting going on….
HAHA! My pastor makes this joke every so often in church. : )
I think the most fundamental principle any liberal has that guides all his political actions is the sincere belief that he’s very smart.
That was great. I’m using that one on Facebook.
Here’s my random thought. Next year instead of having my taxes done by the rather bland, unimaginative, and non-creative H&R Block, I’m going to have them done by those ever imaginative folks over at Acorn….they’ve got so much more on the ball.
Is it just me, or does Pelosi actually look less creepy in Joker makeup?
Just you.
If Tea Party protesters aren’t racist, then how come they’ve only protested black presidents since the stimulus?
Cause if the country actually had a president instead of just a present. We wouldn’t need to protest. Nor would we have needed a stimulus.
View of Liberal ‘Brain’: http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=511
O-bah-muhh’s complaints of Republicans blocking him: (1) WAAAAAHHHHH! (2) RAAAACISTS! (3) MICHE-LL-LL-LL-LLE! THEY’RE BEING MEAN TO ME!
Women News Anchors: So that Women News doesn’t drift into Men News
The Most Fundamental Principle of any Liberal: Blame Bush
… the sincere belief that he’s very smart. http://www.columbia.edu/~xs23/wbgifs/wileface.gif
Liberals are smart! They are so busy thinking of important ideas that their brains forget to tell them to when stop talking and when they need to bathe.
A planet without earthquakes and tsunamis, see Revelation 21:1
Also be suspicious of Czars Jet Li, Steamboat Willie, Motorcycle Mama and Sputnick Trabant
Regarding Numbers 12:3, it is thought that this comment was added by Joshua. Also, the Hebrew word used, ‘anav, literally means afflicted, miserable, through the idea of being looked down upon, brow-beaten, which fits with the circumstance Mose was facing from his older brother and sister.
Genius Frank, seriously.
No, not likely.
Kanye just thought it would be better to spread the award around to people who didn’t win it, you know, like the President told that white plumber Joe that he wants to spread around Joe’s stuff. If you are against THAT, you are an obvious racist.
FACT: Conservatives cannot handle a point of view different from their own, and immediately attack the moment they hear one. Just watch.
[And what motivated you to randomly troll a conservative website was your ability to cope with other viewpoints? -Ed.]
FACT: Leftards hate the notion that there are political & social ideals being discussed without their approval, and they will go to great lengths to counter that, even going so far as trying to get the “Fairness Doctrine” applied to talk radio & the internet.
MYTH: Conservatives cannot handle a point of view different from their own, and immediately attack the moment they hear one. Just watch.
FACT: Conservatives cannot handle a point of view that is neither a point nor a view, but merely idiotic repeating of outdated ideas. Just watch Olbermann.
Conservatives are smarter than liberals because they can see Obama is a Nazi just like Hitler. Hitler was elected after promising to rid Germany of commie socialists. Obama is a commie socialist – just like Hit.. oh wait. I just realized conservatives are idiots. Sorry. Just call me a liar and start ignoring me like you do the president and everything will seem to start making sense again soon in your little echo chambers. No need to listen to (accused) liars even if they back their words up with facts and figures – because if they really cared about the country they’d have ran as a republican (labels are important don’tcha know!). Palin knew this and you all are the better for her contributions to the national debate (stupid liberals think their smarter than her how dare they!)
First “Liberal” was the new “N-word”.
So now “Liar” is the New, new “N-word”?