I would like to give a special thanks to Mr. Right for guest blogging (and thanks for the gift!). He was very funny and you should probably consider visiting him at his blog if he has one. Also thanks to Harvey and Basil for keeping things going as well (and a special thanks to Basil for keeping IMAO safe.
Now I guess I should think of posting something. Anything happen in the news while I was gone? I heard someone interrupted Obama during a speech shouting, “You lie! I’m going to shove this ball down your throat since Beyonce was robbed!” And then there were a bunch of racists who descended on DC to say racist things like how they don’t like Obama’s health care plan. Anyway, I’m confused. I hope Obama gives another speech to explain things to me.
It was revealed that Van Jones ran a secret gulag in Alaska and that White House screeners knew about it, but Obama didn’t know about it because he had a bucket stuck on his head during the screening process.
The Government Can sung to The Candyman. Just click my name.
If you need to delete this, i understand its cool. But i wanted to say thanks to everyone who made it to DC i couldn’t afford it. However i thought i could contribute some new sign ideas for the next round.
-Rep and Dem Globalists are the problem not the answer
-By the blood of our Forefathers you shall not pass
-Obamas family came over on the U-Boat
-East African Arabs sold west Africans into slavery
-(a cliche from 20 years in future) Obama was our first black president and she is our first good black president.
-Conservatives haven’t been in power since Reagen that was crap for brains republicans
-Stop taking our labor to bail our your friends
-Socialists doing for Democrats what Neo-Cons did for Republicans
-Socialists doing for America what Neo-Cons did for Iraq
-American list of problems
Govt Globalists
Govt Debt
Fraudulent Media
culture of government dependence
-American troops should be defending American soil first
-Immigrants come to join you, Colonizers come to replace you
-This must of been how the Native Americans felt
-At least Hitler was honest about his socialism… Who says Obama never learns from the past.
-(music note) where oh where has my country gone, the commies took it away from me (music note)
-Pelosi time to drain yourself out of the swamp
-Every trillion in debt adds almost 10k $ to debt for each family. (Obamas’ 20trillion debt in 2015 is 200k per household, or 500k per household who actually pay taxes)
-I’m up for trading jobless hippie liberals for an illegal with a family and a job.
-Dogs and Prols are free.
-Why push to pass a health care plan in 3 weeks that wont take effect until the year after your reelection?
-Since having 2 cultures in America is working out so well lets add a third
-Why are Liberals so aggressive about poor immigrants and so indifferent to wealthy or educated immigrants? *hint* they are using you
-I have a dream that Rep and Dem conservatives will someday share the same party and then be listened too.
-I want our first black president to succeed but our first socialist president to fail.
-We restless animals in the barnyard are telling you Mr. Farmer and his family that danger is coming.
-Obama’s lies
renditions
Guantanamo
Iraq
Afghanistan
balanced budget
post racial
No lobbyists
(were keeping track are you?)
-(arrow pointing down @ old woman) Typical white grandmother
-(arrow pointing down @ child) Future Chinese slave…
-Already got a Messiah just need president who will balance budget
-*STOP THE $ PRINTING PRESSES $
Naw…..you didn’t miss much. ROFL!
FrankJ was gone?
Who is FrankJ?
O-bah-muhh addressed the schoolchildren of the U.S., told them to be good, stay in school, work hard, and here’s what you can do to help me pass ObamaCare….
This strategy failed miserably, as schoolchildren throughout the U.S. collectively yawned,groaned, rolled their eyes, and used the time to text their friends. Also, schools in the ‘Red States’ played Pink Floyd’s ‘Another Brick In The Wall(Part 2)’ over the schools’ public address systems while O-bah-muhh addressed his captive audience. Schoolchildren in South Carolina jumped up and said ‘You lie!’, as O-bah-muhh promised not to indoctrinate illegal immigrants’ kids.
Thanks for letting me play in the sandbox, Frank! And welcome back.