Robert Mugabe is trying to get investors to pour money into Zimbabwe’s mines in an effort to turn around its economy. For the record, here’s my simple solution to help Zimbabwe recover:
STEP 1: Build a giant catapult.
STEP 2: Put Mugabe on the catapult.
STEP 3: Fire catapult.
If the Nobel contacts me, I can give them my PO Box where they can send my Nobel Prize for Economics.
Didn’t Chris Hansen do an expose’ on these scams?
Wait, can we get all of congress on that catapult?
STEP 4. Change name back to Rhodesia.
Obama immediately apologized for the actions of selfish Americans causing the problems facing Zimbabwe, and will immediately increase taxes on all Americans making over $15,000 per year to send to Mugabe.
Infeasible, Frank. In Zimbabwe, a catapult costs 965 trazillion dollars.
I must resist making a reference to a parallel situation in the USA.
Personally speaking I think it’s way too late to save Zimbabwe or most any other African nation. They seem to all be run by corrupt, money grubbing, inept, strong men and dictators who couldn’t care less about their own people.
RACIST!!!!
do people in Africa call themselves African-Africans?
African-Zimbabweans?
What if a white person is born in Africa? Non-African-Africans?
wow>>> Results 1 – 10 of about 2,960,000 for can a white person be called african american.
I was actually looking for the story of some south african (white)kid who got yelled at for saying he was an African American….I gave up.
This s&*t is getting regoddamndiculous
Yobama called that angry rap person a “jackass” was this his racist white half talking?
I hope not since it’s about the first thing he’s said I agree with but if it was racist, I have to be mad at him
for that too. darn
I agree with zzyzx, it is too late for Zimbabwe. Let’s pave it over and put in a Quizno’s. They toast their sandwich bread now!
More slogan time:
Zimbabwe – We Won’t Just Bite the Hand That Feeds Us; We’ll Chop the Whole Damn Thing Off
How about all these lil countries that want help from us agree to become a state of the United States – that way those that do have some money can contribute with income tax – federal, state, and city/village taxes – so we actually get back some of the money that we give them!! Eventually we’ll have more than 57 states!!!
Adding Zimbabwe as a state would be lucrative revenue by way of taxpayer money for the US postal service. Make it so #1 , engagge mopar torpesos !
“that way those that do have some money can contribute with income tax”
39% of zero is still zero.
give Zimbabwe all this country’s liberals, they can fix Zimbabwe and it’ll fix all our country’s problem at the sametime.
They seem to all be run by corrupt, money grubbing, inept, strong men and dictators who couldn’t care less about their own people.
Cool, Zimbabwe is just like the USA!
I 2nd putting Mugabe, all of Congress, and all Liberals on the catapult and fire it right back at them. “I gotcher aid right here! And no take-backs!”
Pouring money into a hole in the ground?
Aren’t we doing that now?
Catapult? I have a better plan. Build a giant trebuchet. Much more efficient. Also make sure it has wheels so it can roll into the falling weight and lose as little of the momentum as possible.
why would you want to get rid of zimbabwe’s own tenfold hitler?
comon frank, hes totally cool, eh beats people in the streets and doesnt afraid of anything