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American Toy Maker to Release Islamic Themed Teddy Bear in Effort to Promote Religious Equality
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Winnie the Pbuh
Options include a beheading scimitar and an AI routine that recognizes infidels and cuts ’em up.
On the other hand, it’s made by an “evil American corporation.”
If you buy the bear for $39.95, name it Mohammad, then sell it for $50, have you made a prophet?
D-Rock +10
I hope they release a Bin Laden bear, followed by a whole line of other snuffed animals.
Like Teddy Ruxs-pull-the-pin.
What?!? I really expected a suicide vest.