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I have to admit, that when they started describing the convoluted and ridiculous plot (starting at 2:20), I kept scratching my head and wondering how anyone ever thought this was a good idea.
[Honest Trailers: Jupiter Ascending] (Viewer #2,482,332)
During a speech in Alabama, Michelle Obama talked about how hard it is to be the First Lady.
On the upside, though: she never has to eat a school lunch named after her.
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News Of The Future – 3rd Edition
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"My counter argument is that I'm offended." – idiots
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 12, 2015
[dropping wife at the airport]
"Wait-"
"Aw, I'll miss you too but I have-"
[holds up baby]
"What the hell does this thing eat?"
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 17, 2015
Don Draper died on the way back to his home planet
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) May 17, 2015
more like breaking fad. who even watches that show anymore
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 19, 2015
I'd be willing to pay everyone in Congress $100 for every day they're in session, and $1000 for every day they're not.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2015
DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015
Wife: I am not talking to you.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision.
— City Girl (@ConservCityGirl) May 21, 2015
Beaches would be so awesome if I liked beaches
— nomchompsky (@nomchompsky) May 25, 2015
Looking ahead, President Obama said “I intend to get as much done in the next 22 months as possible”.
I *really* hope he only meant on the golf course.
NASA leads the world in the exploration and study of planets. Let’s not let climate change deniers change that: http://ofa.bo/a4ts
“No need. Me cutting NASA’s buget’ll change it for them”.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
The new Saudi King is skipping a meeting with President Obama at Camp David, but insisted “this is not a snub”.
True. Before you can snub someone, you have acknowledge their existence.
So who are your top 25 GOP presidential primary candidates?
What I get from the Supergirl trailer controversy is that it’s not feminist to include things known to appeal to women.
I’d watch if they have over the top misogynist Superman. “Should call you Supper-girl, because you should be in the kitchen making my supper!”
The left feel they have a right to wield racism and sexism for the cause of “social justice.”
“Why’d you stop watching Game of Thrones?”
“Rape, murder, arson, and rape.”
“You said rape twice.
“I don’t like rape.”
Google Docs red-lined “Doctor” and asked “Did you mean ‘Docter’?” Did I go crazy?
My 2yo son bit me when I refused to help him with an iPad game. I admire his passion.
I used to stay up late and watch Letterman and then change channels to Conan. Haven’t watched any late night in ages, though.
My 4yo never gets my 80s movie references.
Surprised people settled where there are tornadoes. You’d think they’d take it as a signal to leave when the wind turns into a giant monster.