Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
All future elections shall be decided by penalty slapshot contest [and the penalty for contest shall be death.]
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
Russia reclaimed Alaska.
. . . all citizens will be required to admire the president’s new clothes
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
authorizes President Obama to “reset” US law and become “more flexible”.
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
… the United States has been outlawed, bombing will begin in five minutes.
…says that in Russia, the law signs you!
… annexed Joe Biden’s hair plugs…
… declared war on himself, because he couldn’t find another worthy opponent.
…made selfies illegal, unless he’s in them.
…created a Russian “sphere of influence” that extends to the orbit of Pluto.
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
all Presidents must appear topless in Russian media.
… you can be punished for not buying state-approved health care. Great minds think alike.
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
…Gulags in Siberia await any terrorists who want to chant “Death To Russia”.
…has created the “Putin Foundation” where companies & countries wishing to seek favor with the Russian government can make donations.
Under a new law just signed by Russian President Vladimir Putin…
…anyone who uses the phrase “man boobs” will be dealt with, woughly.
…”Reset Day” is now national holiday of hilarity!
…all fuel sold on Ratmanova island on the new intercontinental highway must be refined in Russia. Further, the calendar in the fuel station shall be set one day ahead of Alaska’s.
@11 DamnCat: The Clinton Foundation was one of the Putin Foundation’s first contributors.
…all laws are not only signed but are now written by Vladimir Putin.
…paranoia is now a capital offense, except for Vladimir Putin, the originator of Paranoistroika.
…all citizens are now members of the new national sport of bread line standing and must compete four hours a day until a champion is declared.
…all rocket launches are considered successful when an altitude of the rocket’s height is achieved.
…all dashcam video will be set to music.