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Archive of entries posted on 12th May 2015
Perpetuating the Problem
A new study shows that myopia among young people has doubled over the past 50 years due to heavy computer use.
Making it worse: all the young people who now have to Google “myopia”.
It Varies
Link of the Day: Satire – MontanaFair Bans Cowboy Hats
[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]
BONUS LINK:
(Submitted by CCO via Mental Floss [High Praise!]) If you remember any of these, you are obsolete and will likely be replaced by a robot at some point in the next five years:
11 Smells That Are Slowly Disappearing
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Incentive
Researchers have developed a system that lets joggers run with a quadcopter flying along for encouragement.
That’s nice, but if you want me to run, the thing would have to be shooting at me.
Obama Warned Us – Stewardship
“We are blessed with the most beautiful God-given landscape in the entire world … We have to be good stewards for it.” —President Obama
“Before we hand it over to our ISIS overlords.”
Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama Complained That the Hardest Part of Being First Lady…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
Opportunist
Hillary Clinton’s response to a book questioning her fundraising was to act outraged and use it to do more fundraising.
When life hands you lemons, blame Republicans for not giving you lemonade.