Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
…living in a Cracker house. she would much prefer gingerbread.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part
lack of respect from buckra staff.
not being President.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
living up to the rich tradition established by Hillary.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
being “the Man”. In her case, literally.
…is getting a “harrumph” from that guy…
…is the tedium of traveling to luxury accommodations around the globe…
…was the realization that “off with his head” is not a valid command…
…is having to wake up every morning next to “The First Ego”…
…the Braised Strumpets in Harrow Sauce are never served at the proper temperature.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
Being referred to as a lady, a term completely foreign to her.
Constantly fighting with Reggie Love for the title.
Presiding over the dour twins scowling lessons every day.
It ain’t easy being cheesy.
…is listening to students complain about their “what-is-that-crap?!” school lunches.
…knowing that her husband’s s**t stinks but hers smells fine.
…is pretending that she gives a rat’s a$$ about anyone else.
…is having the staff try to open her dress when she orders them to let more light in.
…the fact checks by the press, errrr Fox News, when she relates stories like when she used to pick bales of cotton and eat bowls of weevils as a child.
…the government can’t print, borrow or tax enough money to let her live the lifestyle she deserves.
…dozens of attempts to get best known for being at the center of Boob Gate and no notices.
…the only way to get Barack to pay attention is by putting a flag by the “9th hole” and getting a caddy to offer advice on which club to use.
…is keeping her girlish figure with a all the Wagu beef they eat.
… she still can’t go to lawyers-only gatherings, because she and her husband voluntarily surrendered their law licenses under mysterious circumstances that the press has shown no interest in ever investigating.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady… was being paid only 77% of what Barack is paid.
…is breaking up.
. . . has been having Laura Bush, rather than Hillary Clinton, as her predecessor.
…the fact that is considered improper to disembowel the chef for not knowing that gagh is supposed to be served live.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
is playing second fiddle to Valarie Jarrett.
… is deciding which pair of $1500 shoes to wear to the next feed the homeless event.
… trying not to appear like her hero, Imelda Marcos.
…is knowing that soon it will all be over.
…is knowing, with a certainty that Barry is never, ever going to ‘do what is needed’ for her to be Queen.
Michelle Obama complained that the hardest part of being first lady…
…is being able to keep a straight face while regurgitating the race card day after day.
…is whatever the teleprompters told her.
…is trying to figure out how to solve the Rubik’s Cube.
…”I have to flush the toilet by myself”!
being a lady first? I don’t think it’s possible for her.
. . . is finding time in her busy, busy schedule for practicing the Rite of MajQa.
Is keeping her natural born man parts taped in place to avoid “those unsightly bulges.”….
(I seriously figured someone would’ve already went there by comment 26…. I should get the “low hanging fruit award” of the day, for my willingness to openly display my lack of creativity for all to see)
In addition, your “Low hanging fruit” comment gets the “double entendre of the day” award