Wait… Someone Likes Vanilla?

(Submitted by Veeshir [High Praise!])

I’m still trying to decide if this is very subtle satire, or someone who’s WAYYYYYYYY too passionate about ice cream flavors and easily offended.

Which means I’m torn between saying “Oh! How delightfully clever!”, and accusing the guy of blending puppies (because that’s what happens to bloggers who slight the powers-that-be at IMAO).