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Archive of entries posted on 5th May 2015
West Side Story: Baltimore Style
[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]
In 1961, the song “Gee, Officer Krupke” was considered clever and humorous, because the idea of blaming a teen’s crimes on society instead of the perpetrator still seemed laughably naive to anyone with a lick of common sense.
Now it’s liberal gospel, and when juxtaposed with the Baltimore Riots, the cheek has become tongueless:
[Left Side’s Story] (Viewer #3,903)
Not Good At Reading
Democrat Congressman Adam Schiff said that the Ayatollah’s “death to America” remarks “could be read in a couple of ways”.
Yes, much like how “DANGER – HIGH VOLTAGE!” signs are so ambiguous.
This Applies to Every Government Program
Link of the Day: Personally, I’d Be Happy With Just the Third One
[High Praise! to The Federalist]
What It Would Take to Prove Global Warming
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Bad With Numbers
Turns out that, while California’s Obamacare exchange claimed to have enrolled 30,000 people in its first month, the actual number was 4,000.
Don’t worry, Obamacare’s not ALL overestimation. Your bill will be bigger than they promised.
Obama Warned Us – Fighting
“I’ve been fighting income inequality since before it was cool.” — President Obama
“Yet I lost the battle because I made a fortune selling ghostwritten autobiographies to saps. I’m so sad about that.”
Straight Line of the Day: As a Reward for Donating to the Clinton Foundation, You Will Receive…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
Programmed
In Japan, a department store posted a robot greeter at the door to give standard, pre-recorded welcomes to customers.
And yet, still more spontaneous than a Hillary Clinton photo-op.