Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
…a Mata Hari decoder ring.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
a complimentary cigar from Bill.
…an autographed copy of “Das Kapital’.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
all the uranium you will ever need.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
whatever you asked for in the first place.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
the future you deserve.
…a secret email account.
…first dibs for a seat at their next $10,000-a-plate fundraiser.
…a certified piece of the glass ceiling after Hillary breaks through.
…a subpoena.
…a list of your new Saudi overlords.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
nothing now, but on your death the government will take your total estate. So you got that going for you.
… either a ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ card, or a trip to ‘The Park’.
. . . a coupon that you can use to buy a pardon at market rates from any Clinton in the White House.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
…a spontaneous trip to the fast food establishment of your choice!
…a ‘get out of IRS audit free’ card.
the Black Dahlia treatment…. no good deed goes unpunished.
. . . an IRS audit, a felony conviction and a rabid press pillorying – oh, no, wait, that’s if you donate to the Koch Foundation. My mistake.
a B.J. at the public location of your choosing. (Billy Jefferson that is)
…a promise to give you whatever you want.
As a reward for donating to the Clinton Foundation, you will receive…
..a blind eye regarding any/all human rights violations.
…a severely delayed response to any incursions against American Embassies: But if you act right now-we’ll even provide a cover story about “the spontaneous event” absolutely free!
…Well, let’s just point out that Sadam Hussein refused the request for a “donation”.
…an e-mail account on the Clinton Server which can be erased at any time, if necessary.
…”If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.”
…the satisfaction of knowing that, at best guess, 5-10% of your donation will actually be used for charity causes.
A free recording of Hillary’s congressional Benghazi testimony, on eight track, and complimentary “What Difference Does It Make?” bumper ticker.
A set of Ginzu knives!
…. a phone call from Chelsea asking you nicely to be “A Friend of Hill and Bill’s” ?
… an all excess pass.
… an invitation to Hillary’s Coming Gout party. (Hint: it’s polite to bring a gift.)
… a champagne junket to the Arabian peninsula, themed “We Are All In Qatar, But Some Of Us Are Looking At The Stars.”
… a Clinton bauble-head. Baubles not included.
… your choice of a Hillary (“Omission Accomplished”) or Bill (“Emission Accomplished”) team sweatshirt.
…a free copy of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvY2kFfOHjo
As a Reward for Donating to the Clinton Foundation, You Will Receive…
… a shiny new “Reset” button!