Extract from the memoirs of Lassiter Crunkwhite, Frontiersman:
I was born in a log cabin that I built with my own two hands.
Okay, I admit, it was my own two hands and a hatchet. Kind of hard to fell trees with just your own two hands, even if you are a master of kung fu, like I was at the time. But it was a really rusty hatchet that- wait a second, does saying it was a rusty hatchet make it sound like I am not good at taking care of my tools? Okay, scratch that, it was a hatchet that I forged myself using only a corn-cob pipe and a couple of rocks.
Finished the job just as my mother started going into labor. Of course, there wasn’t a doctor in those parts at the time, so I ended up having to be my own midwife, but that’s a story for another time.
I like the idea of Trump being on the $250 Bill.
Man who just won a thousand bucks in Vegas on a Wheel of Fortune Slot Machine:
“I’ve got 4 Trumps that says my next roll of the dice will be Snake Eyes and instead of hitchhiking back home I’mma buy the whole bus!”
What about a domestic cat with nefarious intentions?
Either way, someone is losing their balls.
Wild Hickory Nuts are edible.
Extract from the memoirs of Lassiter Crunkwhite, Frontiersman:
I was born in a log cabin that I built with my own two hands.
Okay, I admit, it was my own two hands and a hatchet. Kind of hard to fell trees with just your own two hands, even if you are a master of kung fu, like I was at the time. But it was a really rusty hatchet that- wait a second, does saying it was a rusty hatchet make it sound like I am not good at taking care of my tools? Okay, scratch that, it was a hatchet that I forged myself using only a corn-cob pipe and a couple of rocks.
Finished the job just as my mother started going into labor. Of course, there wasn’t a doctor in those parts at the time, so I ended up having to be my own midwife, but that’s a story for another time.
I like the idea of Trump being on the $250 Bill.
Man who just won a thousand bucks in Vegas on a Wheel of Fortune Slot Machine:
“I’ve got 4 Trumps that says my next roll of the dice will be Snake Eyes and instead of hitchhiking back home I’mma buy the whole bus!”