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  1. Well, I was thinking that, for encouragement, the quadcopter could have a speaker and talk to you while you run…

    “You’re out of shape! Pick it up, fatty.”

    “Average speed: 3.62 mph. You call that running?” (requires GPS option)

    “Why are you slowing down? You’ve only been running for 30 seconds.”

    “Bear claws are not an acceptable snack food.”

    “Your butt is jiggling.”

  2. “…And we’re back, Tracy, with ESPN coverage of this year’s marathon.”

    “That’s right, Brian. And, you know Harvey was actually one of the very first adopters of those ‘encouragement’ quadcopters. He’s got a whole swarm of them now, and — wait a sec — are they dropping grappling hooks?”

    {Harvey outwits another Kenyan.}

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