Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What was in the private message that President Obama sent to Iran?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What was in the private message that President Obama sent to Iran?
A thank you card to all of Valarie Jarrett’s family for the campaign contributions.
Bombing coordinates of Americas most vulnerable infrastructure.
“I wish I didn’t love you so much.”
What was in the private message that President Obama sent to Iran?
“I await your bidding Master.”
“Will a free set of Ginzu knives seal the deal?”
“OK, no inspections but what’s up with the Oleo?”
What was in the private message that President Obama sent to Iran?
You had me at “Death to America”.
Biden will be at [redacted] on [redacted] at[redacted] Zulu. You know what to do…
Got your “package” on hold – waiting for confirmation of no inspectors, then we are good to go.
What was in the private message that President Obama sent to Iran?
“You make me want to be a better Socialist.”
“Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place,
suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace,
suddenly my life doesn’t seem such a waste,
it all revolves around you. ”
“Nobody thinks it will work, do they? No. You just described every great success story.”
Death to America!!!!111!!!
A/S/L?
“X O X O X O !!!!1!!”
What was in the private message that President Obama sent to Iran?
Now that this is almost over do you have that Nigerian Prince’s address? I can’t find my old email. Probably shouldn’t have let Hillary handle it.
walruskkkch #5 FTW!
What does The Eye command?
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Living among these infidels for so long is taking its toll
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Looking forward to inspecting your nuclear power plants (wink wink nudge nudge)
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P.S. I love you
“Gotta go. Adult in room.”
Fine fine, I’ll throw in a B2 and 100 more missiles but you have to give me 24 hours notice so I can get to Hawaii.
@13: Or, “P.S., Allah View.”
“Check me out on Inshallahgram!”
“I think we agree that the Copts acted stupidly.”
“You gave Hillary HOW much? She didn’t spread that around.”
“I can’t quit you”
“Jimmy Carter sends his best. ROTFLMBAO”
“Still not at all clear on Sunni / Shiite thing. Can we go over that once again?”
“Under sharia law, Michelle would have to pay attention to Me? Dude!”
“I was just saying ‘I’m the closest thing to a Jewish president the U.S. has ever had’ for effect. DON’T KILL ME”
“BFF. Congress wanted to talk to me today. I was like, whatevs.”
“No, do not trouble yourselves over that. Even if — especially if — the nuclear agreement is ‘inartfully drafted,’ Justice Roberts will allow you to interpret ‘limitations’ as flexible and ‘inspections’ to mean ‘no inspections.’ ”
“Gimme a Hajj five!”
“Click on the link to the pic. I’m bowing in your direction!”
“Osama says hi, too, but shh.”