The Illustrated Frank J: Gun Free Zones

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No Offense

During nuclear negotiations, Iran’s foreign minister warned “never threaten an Iranian”.

Hard to avoid when you can make an Iranian feel threatened by doodling on a napkin.

Separation of Church and Murder

[High Praise! to After Math]

Link of the Day: Post Turtle

[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]

Turtles On Fenceposts…w/Update

Be sure to read the first comment, which the update is a response to.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

The San Francisco Zoo reports that a small, venomous snake is missing from its new exhibit.

Another day, another killer on the loose in Sanctuary City.

Obama Warned Us – Free Internet

LIVE: The President is speaking about expanding high-speed broadband to low-income households. http://ofa.bo/t91p

@BarackObama

“In a way that’s only paid for by the people who aren’t getting the high-speed broadband.”

Straight Line of the Day: The World’s Oldest Koran Has Been Found, and Inside Its Pages…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The world’s oldest Koran has been found, and inside its pages…

Threats

Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said “we want to get at people who are threats to public safety who are undocumented.”

I’m guessing to get them documents.